Bus Quotes

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"May all your eggs be worth a lot of chocolate money."
#HappyEaster

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Playing Monopoly: "Is this what generational wealth feels like?"

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"Why do you have alligators in your hospital?"

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"Jack Sparrow is the Little Mermaid."

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"The next step down from King is Donkey."

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I don't know what I thought I'd be doing today but being convinced that the sinking of the Titanic was a giant insurance scam was not it

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"She's saying happy new year but her eyes are saying help."

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Remember to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss responsibly this holiday season

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"I'm allergic to republicans."

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Everytime I come home there's a new toaster and I need to know at what point do I ask where the fuck all the toasters are coming from

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"I don't leave out Oxford commas, I'm not a heathen."

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"I wouldn't put it past these assholes in government to drop dolphins out of airplanes."

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"Dolphins don't play soccer, Octopuses do."

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"Walt Disney World does not control the weather."
"You don't know that."

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"I can't go to sleep without the sounds of arson."

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"Smokey the Bear really took business casual to a whole new level."

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"I was going to say MILF river but if it's contaminated, not MILF river."

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To the dog: "We need to get you a dog therapist, babe."

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"Bada bing bada boom buy like $300 worth of stamps."