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[LazJones @BustCohle69]

@DevanCosta @benaveryisgood Got my $5 but no more buddy!

[LazJones @BustCohle69]

@_vandul @luisjgomez @ZASpookshow @gasdigital Toit

[LazJones @BustCohle69]

@_vandul @TurdMcGee4 My best friend

[doomer @uncledoomer]

I didn't even know he was sick

[kache @yacineMTB]

A movie where an Iranian baddie falls in love with a Jewish chad. The twist is that he is secretly an idf commando and she is secretly the ayotollah's daughter. Starring Adam Sandler and a Latina woman

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

Incredible turnout.

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

In the last hour

The 50 year old Asian man sitting next to me on the ski bus has

-browsed 6 prostitute websites
-ordered two
-emptied a whiskey flask into his coffee
-traded some Asian stocks
-ignored his wife’s messages
-watched a Trump speech

Patriot

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

The War on Iran is just a psyop to distract from Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping and you know it.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:

"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷

[O.W. Root @owroot]

Me avoiding all the cortisol spikers

[ben “soyface” avery🍋🎉lemonparty🍋🎉 @bendoingsoyface]

I want all my Yellow Kings to promise me that if we’re ever treated with this level of disrespect by our show, we do what is right…🍋🎉

[Three Year Letherman (A meta parody of parody) @3yearletherman]

Everyone seems to be forgetting that the Ayatollah Khamenei was a human being with hopes, dreams and aspirations.

Rip king. He was a great American. 🫡🇺🇸

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

This is USAF ace pilot Samuel Hyderson, who earned the moniker “Terror of Tehran” after he single-handedly leveled Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s home in last night’s bombing of Iran. We salute you, Samuel!

[Magills @magills_]

RIP Ayatollah Khamenei

[vandul @_vandul]

This is how it feels to be over 30yo rn

[LazJones @BustCohle69]

@JamesGunn absolute batman theme https://t.co/yB3dueX2Me

[LazJones @BustCohle69]

@PathOfMen_ Meh, I dunno, I'll have to think about it.