A movie where an Iranian baddie falls in love with a Jewish chad. The twist is that he is secretly an idf commando and she is secretly the ayotollah's daughter. Starring Adam Sandler and a Latina woman
In the last hour
The 50 year old Asian man sitting next to me on the ski bus has
-browsed 6 prostitute websites
-ordered two
-emptied a whiskey flask into his coffee
-traded some Asian stocks
-ignored his wife’s messages
-watched a Trump speech
Patriot
BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:
"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷
Everyone seems to be forgetting that the Ayatollah Khamenei was a human being with hopes, dreams and aspirations.
Rip king. He was a great American. 🫡🇺🇸
This is USAF ace pilot Samuel Hyderson, who earned the moniker “Terror of Tehran” after he single-handedly leveled Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s home in last night’s bombing of Iran. We salute you, Samuel!