Old man customer calls, I just picked up my pizza and it’s wrong. Tells me what the order was, I specifically remember it because it was already a remake order so I made it myself. Tries to tell me well it didn’t have onions on it like it was supposed to on half, i say false :
So tiny you almost don’t see them under the cheese. Well you’re calling me a liar. I never called you a liar you called me that I just said your claim was false and I wasn’t going to remake it again I’m sorry. Proceeds to start dropping f bombs so I hung up.