Bustin’, CPA

Activision’s Burner Account

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

This is my type

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@BurntReynolds19 I’m the homie (extra Mayo on everything)

[Burnt Reynolds @BurntReynolds19]

Tapping in this Friday night. Garden herb ranch is elite. Let’s bring ‘em home.

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

Is this real? This guy actually posted this? It has to be a joke.

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

@TMathSports Stand, 11/22/63, & Under the Dome would all be considered thrillers as opposed to horror.

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@for_yield The only place where every girl talks about how they went to Xavier after graduating college.

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@buccocapital Sex 39 times for only hook ups is pretty decent. Or maybe I’m just ugly.

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

Have a friend skiing the French Alps right now.

Probably skis in jeans and is actually a pussy.

I would hate to be there.

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

New Year’s Resolutions:

Girl to step on my face
Get pissed on
Beat my marathon time
Read 25 books
Spit in more mouths
More bags
Call my coworker mommy (consensually)

[mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby]

I wish I was at January 6th Lowkey

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

Asking TSA employees if I can step in to do the frisking

Starting off the new year strong.

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

What happens if I contributed to my Roth this year but I’m legally not allowed to

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Won my fantasy league. Immediately stuffed my winnings up my nose cause I’m a real man and my dad beat me.

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

I can’t be the only one with constant intrusive thoughts while driving.

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

@the_real_QB1 I unfortunately got the same ruling

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

These would fix me

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

The worst part about autopilot in new cars - takes all of the fun out of drunk driving.

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

Cops let you off if you can rip the Greek alphabet. Actually a fact.

[Bustin’, CPA @BustinPacker]

Sir can you please blow into the breathalyzer.

“No u”

Works every time

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@frenchonionorgy One gator would be deeper than the base depth.