Cali Butcher

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

kill bill by sza is such a girly cutesy fun song

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why I’ll be disappointing people in 2023 and you should too:

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone lol

[PINKSWEATSUITS @coi_leray]

Sucking toes is some real grown man shit

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

If l'm ever in a coma pls put vaseline on my lips

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

The size difference between a Dunkin’ Donuts medium drink and a Starbucks one has just absolutely floored me

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

the fuck u mean u cant round my 47 to a 90

[toxic king @toxicking]

If the mac & cheese don’t sound like my girl tomorrow, I ain’t eating it

[Michelle Caroline @michcarolinelo]

there’s no such thing as tmi around me. tell me it all in detail I’m nosy

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

need to buy more clothes for my mental health

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nobody:
me to me: damn i’m funny

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

last year i was depressed. this year I'm way more depressed. It's called growth

[brian @bagchasinbrian]

did you watch 1000 ways to die when you were 7 or were you normal

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

I’m the saddest happiest sweetest meanest girl alive

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Warm November is nice but then again how close are we to the end of the world