Haggard Matt

Band guy. Under-thinker. Over-drinker. He/Him

[Haggard Cat @theHaggardCat]

THE PAIN THAT ORBITS LIFE will be released on Church Road Records, 8th May 2026. Pre-order now and watch the official video for I HATE IT HERE now!

https://t.co/8wT3US15Sc

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

Well, Long Legs is shite isn’t it?

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

@hannahj_st This is basically just my dream living room 😂

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

Cycling to the train station this evening down a bike path on a main road - just one car heading my way on the road - the driver swerved into the bike lane, moments away from hitting me, I could see a few guys in the car laughing. Good joke that. The hell is wrong with people?

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

@TerryBeez666 Hard agree

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

A new @ThePissedJeans album and a new @METZtheband album in the same year, what a time to be alive!

[Justin @justjustinisms]

Paul and Harry at any opportunity…
#TheTraitors

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

WHAT. AN. EPISODE.
Justice for Dianne.

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

@EastMidRailway - Currently stuck in Manchester thanks to a last minute cancelled train - only replacement available was a two carriage train at 22:00 that you couldn’t get another person on if they grabbed onto the roof - so I’ll be sleeping in the station tonight

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

@Nick_Ruskell @WALLOWING_NOISE @greenlungband @employedtoserve @Svalbardband @PupilSlicer @mimi_barks @Bambiethug @kidbookie @Lambrini_Girls Love to see it

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

The exhaust just fell off of my car as I was turning onto the motorway to go to London, seems like a bad omen to me

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

New favourite thing to do, queue up an audiobook on Spotify and then punctuate it with a brutal metal track between each chapter. Nothing like @JamesAcaster telling an anecdote about a shaggy dog immediately before @GojiraMusic plow into Explosia. Really adds gravitas.

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

@Jingle1991 @OffMenuOfficial Well bloody blow me down… FOOD FACTS

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

Did I imagine this, or is this week’s episode of @OffMenuOfficial sponsored by Tenderstem Broccoli? As in Tenderstem Broccoli just in general, no brand name… just broc. Who works on the general broccoli branding team and how do I get involved?

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

@Jingle1991 @OffMenuOfficial Wooooooooah… so I’m not going insane? Does that mean it all comes from the same source?

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

I don’t tweet much (or whatever you call
it now we’re no longer on “Twitter”) but I just had to go on record and say, I’m hating the new grunge texture that’s been added to the app icon. That’s it.

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

@Lordthompson99 https://t.co/UfeZIHox9s

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

Well I think some of us owe Tom DeLonge a big apology…

[2000trees Festival @2000trees]

🌳 Last night was the BEST atmosphere we've seen on a Weds at 2000trees... hands down. UNREAL energy for @BobbyVylan, @theHaggardCat, @PresstoMECO, and all our ace bands.

🌳 Catch you in the pits for BIG Thurs action.

📸 @snaprockandpop, @JezPennington

[Haggard Matt @Butchyard]

@garythursday Feast deserves so much more