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Betty, MDZS/CQL side account in an attempt not to be horny on main. Fandom Old, she/her @Betty/@fandom.Ink

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@Suibian_gongzi It is to twitter as TAB is to coke, but also it doesn't have a chimpanzee on cocaine pushing buttons on the server to see what they do so :shrug:

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@northofallmusic Misread this as Kinn, and was like :frysquint:

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@whenasinsilks Who's Total Eclipse of the Heart?

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@kilerkki Cats cradle shapes?

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@twigofwillow Are you starting or finishing?

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@Suibian_gongzi a;lskdfj

My super villain origin story is "only allowed to read in church if it was the bible and has therefore read the King James Version cover-to-cover" and this really grinds my gears too

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@Suibian_gongzi 5 years ago, I would assume that one of the streaming services was making a sexy Tolkien biopic

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@isocrime I hope you mean an actual rat and this isn't your affectionate nickname for one of the beef men

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@jiangququ I like the guy in the town named Walker. Everyone's just like, "yeah, but you haven't seen him walk, yet."

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@isocrime I refuse to believe want Wayne Gretzky ever did anything that interesting

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@enk_dash_one @westiectweets That's probably dead-naming, better not to

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@wildehack This is great. I love how they balance the pov with hints to the reader.

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@whenasinsilks is your type 'guy who still has pussy in his moustache and isn't planning to do anything about it'?

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@kilerkki I haven't worn long underwear in three days and I'm feeling giddy