Pizza for Breakfast

the only anthem I salute is Dipset.

[BRI LUNA @YungKundalini]

Dating is so hard when you know your worth. It’s like, at this point staying home and relaxing is more exciting than making small talk.

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

*sets reminder for 2020*

[Babs Gray @BabsGray]

Last year I texted a guy “Happy International Women’s Day, eat my pussy”, and he DID! Highly recommend

[PAMELA. @pxm__]

y’all need some solid women in your corner. Stop tryna fuck all of us, we are very useful as platonic friends.

[Kas Facts @KasFacts]

BaeCations With Somebody You Have No Business Going With >>>>>>>

[Gia Peppers ❤️ @GiaPeppers]

Adulting is wild. Whew, man. No one tells you.

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

I’m the type of girl that should be using a bib https://t.co/H1c76dSxqg

[40 @40oz_VAN]

Single with no kids. I’m your blessing.

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

Latino Time: You’re on time when you get there.

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

He wears me on his beard,
Because he shows me how sorry he is with his tongue.

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

Note to self: no guy cares about my ability to fold a fitted sheet; this is why you’re single.

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

humble narcissism: being jealous of someone getting to know you

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

Free the nipple

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

“MORTY, COACHELLA IS A SC *urrrrrrp*—IT’S A SCAM, MORTY. BUT I’M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY, MORTY. BECAUSE TH—THAT’S-THAT’S WHAT CAPITALISM IS. IT’S MILKING THE WEAK TO MAKE YOU STRONG. IT’LL MAKE YOU STRONG, MORTY.” https://t.co/uf2yR3wYem

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

@youngsnackzlord 🙋🏽‍♀️ everyday

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

If you don’t get sunburned, is it really a vacation?

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

Happy hour is all fun and games until you gotta math that bill

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

The Weeknd on My Dear Melancholy:
“Please come back, I can’t handle this heartbreak and now I feel like I’m not meant for relationships so I’m spiraling back into destructive habits that might end in me taking my own life.”

Us:

[Raquel Savage @Raquel_Savage]

Depression. https://t.co/mYvozO1YNN

[Pizza for Breakfast @ButImNotYelling]

His cologne is so strong, that it’s offensive🤮