Alfred Pennyworth

❝I will always be there to patch up my kids.❞

{#DCRP | Any Version of Alfred}

『#MellyMun』

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

❝I will always be there to patch up my kids...❞

#DCRP
#AlfredPennyworth
Experienced.
Literate.
Detailed as Partner.
Plotting is welcome.

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

@ofdickgrayson || thank you. My condolences.

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

|/ Sorry for ghosting, my grandmother went to the ER a few days ago, & then she was transferred the Hospital last night, & all I know right now is what is supposedly wrong with her. Potential mini stroke, fluid behind the ears, potential minor heart attack, severe vertigo. ++

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

@HeraldOfSpeed || ❤💖💗

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

@ofdickgrayson |/ https://t.co/I9D0F8XV9w

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

|/ Sorry for ghosting, my grandmother went to the ER a few days ago, & then she was transferred the Hospital last night, & all I know right now is what is supposedly wrong with her. Potential mini stroke, fluid behind the ears, potential minor heart attack, severe vertigo. ++

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

| I bookmarked you and I will reply when I wake up, promise.

[𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂 @ofdickgrayson]

“Thank you, Alfred,” he said with a tired smile. After several minutes, half of his plate was cleared, but he’d decided he’d eaten enough to satiate the demands of a hungry body.

Now, to address the bruises and potentially broken forearm. Dick rose from his seat, pushed +

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

She has been particularly diligent as of late, although she seems to be bearing an incredible amount of stress.

[Losing You Made Me Hate Myself @OurHellishHate]

Ferris? Oh, she's capable. Usually.

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

That is oddly reminiscent of what master Bruce said, do you see how that ended up playing out?

[Losing You Made Me Hate Myself @OurHellishHate]

I am grown enough to have my own teenage sidekick!

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

As the younger male took his seat, Alfred finished fully serving dinner while the rest of the family poured in like clockwork.

❝If you are well enough to eat, then eat. If not, you all know where to go where I can patch you up. Enjoy your dinner.❞

[𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂 @ofdickgrayson]

He’ll take the older man’s offer. With a heavy sigh, he plops down at the dinner table, eyelids drooping with fatigue as he yawns, chin resting on the palm of his hand, elbow on table.

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

If it had become a problem, Carol was visiting that particular week, and most likely would have taken care of it herself.

[Losing You Made Me Hate Myself @OurHellishHate]

That's fair, at least for the rings with constructs. You can kinda brute force it with red though.

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

fetus

[Losing You Made Me Hate Myself @OurHellishHate]

I'm not a kid I'm 23.

[‍ ‍‍ 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 ‍ 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ @MasterDetective]

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OOC |. i'm seeking some talia and selina roleplayers for some storylines — the themes would be different and some would most likely take place outside of Gotham city / au
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[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

These kids...

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

Then perhaps you should be at the dinner table and Alfred and take a look at him later.

[𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂 @ofdickgrayson]

He is exhausted, bruised, and hungry as hell.

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

Not if you give them to people who don't have functioning brains.

[Losing You Made Me Hate Myself @OurHellishHate]

...Clearly he's not as smart as I would led to believe, there's a lot of power in those rings.

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

He'll be returning to the kitchen now, he has to continue baking for the young Master's School bake sale this Wednesday.

[Dr. Evan Jackson | Velocity. @FastestInDenver]

He will do just that.

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

Master Bruce instructed the young Master to make friends, that is who he brought home, and he wanted to be a butler... He lasted all of three days.

[Losing You Made Me Hate Myself @OurHellishHate]

You guys had a Sinestro Corps member at the manor?? And were just fine with that?

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

... If you wish.

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

A yellow one. Terrible combination.

[Losing You Made Me Hate Myself @OurHellishHate]

Okay but was he armed with a power ring...?

[Alfred Pennyworth @ButlerOfBats]

Don't underestimate the Bat Pets... That's how the butler-in-training died.

[Losing You Made Me Hate Myself @OurHellishHate]

Think you'd need more than some cows to get rid of a red lantern.