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[Matt Hayden @SouthBayMatthay]

LMAO AINT NO WAY

[Pokémon Aesthetics @PKMN_twt]

What a gentleman

[maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry]

oh man, i was so close

[🪤 @bIoodshower]

lets swap stance with bestie 🔄

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

Adam Smasher is still my favourite character for saying this to V to be honest he da goat

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Shijishoutmon Digimon |VTuber| @Shijishoutmon]

This digimon living his best life right now.
Metalgarurumon knows how to chill

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Ethel Caincel @her_eunuch]

be careful if you're in toronto the fucking spider is out again

[貧乳 @deskdeskdeskde]

friend explained his scale for rating movies

[Hikaru Akira🕯️🇺🇸⚔️ @HikaruAkiraFox]

This dude has the golden opportunity of a fucking lifetime right now.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

HOW IT FEELS TO BE CALLED UNC IN YO 30s

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.

[Chudacabra @Chudacabra]

Man Wilds Ascendance is really cool but i miss the old locales…

Tetsucabra vs Chatacabra subplot:

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Nigga, is this a restaurant…BATTLE PASS?????????

[SecTioN | Vtuber 🇵🇸 @sectionya]

Oh this is another gacha slo- HOLY FUUUUUCK

[Λ2 @DMC_156]

Bury the Light deep withinnn!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️ #Vergil