Dr. Butt Aldrin

Currently federally incarcerated. Reading, learning, thinking. Ezekiel23:19-20🙏

[Dr. Butt Aldrin @ButtAldrin]

He's like a Chinese in a bullshop

[Dr. Butt Aldrin @ButtAldrin]

My toilet is an easy mode dungeon because I never wipe

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Poop in my gym brother HH https://t.co/TDRr2cQvbd

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Dr. Butt Aldrin @ButtAldrin]

Idk how it's even possible but I swear to god that im wiping poop off the back of my knees at work rn. Nobody else out here doing it like me man

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

My girl a freak she crap in a pringles tube

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I went to my hood yesterday niggaz start calling me Big Dookie I said why y'all calling me that they say Man U been shitting on niggaz

[redrum @griffisu]

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

[Ben @SubPuppyBoy_]

@__cletus___ my water broke (sharted)

[Cletus @__cletus___]

Miscarrying a poop

[tavo @tavernofterrors]

>best controller for shoving up the ass
>never released

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

This is funnier than anything The Onion or Tim Heidecker could do with parodying Alex Jones and InfoWars

[the president of new zealand @kiwiviolence]

this is fucking insane

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

joker: whats it gonna be bats?? Remember if you bully me...ill cum >:)

batman: I have to bully the joker...but I don't want him to cum!

commissioner Gordon: batman, if you bully the joker and make him cum, you'll be just like him!

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

Call me Kaitlyn bennett I got that shit on me at the party

[billiam @BillRatchet]

crazy how 4/20 is on 4/20 this year

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

jerking off in one fell swoop like a samurai unsheathing his sword

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11