One of my most successful hatewatches yet. This guy has been a raging piece of shit forever and now his life is falling apart due to his own midlife crisis. Perfect.
BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.