the so called daryl

Equipped with the wit of an altzheimers patient

[Ç R A Į G 🔥 @DHarrisJr30]

Crazy how I'll be hella sleepy during work but as soon as it's over I'm woke af

[red17 @Red17_]

Poster Frames On Sale Now! https://t.co/2GCxRTPYqx

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

Positivity at a constant all time low, really makes you realise the importance of the people you surround yourself with. Quality > Quantity.

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

Believe what you will, but home is wherever you can shit with the door open if you so please

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

Caught myself googling "origin of potato chips" again #productive

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

#Pissedoff is the literal phrase for it.

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

A clear cut indication that someone is a fucking piece of shit is when they don't wipe their piss off the toilet seat after use.

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

Would love to see @Conmachor 'a dream of "the Booty Boutique" come to life. #pioneer

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

PDA more like gee that's gay

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

We mourn the loss of our friend Robin Williams, who always made us laugh and smile.

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

@khesselmans sorry for talking shit about your kale smoothies, I'm sure they're fabulous, like that rig. I'm also sorry for saying fabulous.

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

@khesselmans is she that Hannah Pilates lady on insta? Many a wank over her but don't care much for her kale smoothies and shit #unfollow3d

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

@khesselmans "except for when I'm busy being a whore with nasty ass piercings, that is also my favourite time of the day"

[Andy Lee @andytomlee]

My dad just told me he left a lettuce soup in my fridge for me.

I've never faked a 'thanks' more in my life.

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

@EleanaArielle 😒

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

said "delicious" after the receptionist at the gym handed me my keys and now I'm uncomfortable with myself

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

@vannychops why do you have Pauline Hanson on fb?

[the so called daryl @ButtNutella]

But if you're one of those people that order 3 muffins a sausage roll & bagel alongside a 'skinny soy latte' you are also a massive cockhead