Butts Smitherson

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

Shoutout to these little guys. No better snack then cheese inside a candle

[paul @paulswhtn]

I understand her tbh

[The Polished Princess @pollygotsole]

Idgaf what nobody says 1500+ rent being paid by 1 person is a lot and truly unrealistic to me. If I had a husband or something it would be different but it’s just me and Marley. Everything I’m seeing is at least 1750 and that’s for like 2bedroom apartments!!!

[Butts Smitherson @ButtsSmitherson]

@imcoolalright_ Nepotism is a mans game

[Butts Smitherson @ButtsSmitherson]

@RayeLee24 @Ramgirl123 @luvwhiskey_wine At least from my perspective, it’s because they’re two completely different styles of inebriation. Both of which are way more fun than responsible sobriety. I don’t get why anyone would take a Xanax when weed exists. Or pain pills when whiskey exists.

[Butts Smitherson @ButtsSmitherson]

@Fact Easy. “No”

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Yo... Agent Cody Banks was a bad ass. And I was Cody Banks. That's bad ass. I wonder if 36 year old Cody Banks is sitting in bed eating Fritos while shaking his gut, thinking "I really let myself go" like I'm doing right now. What do you do after you saved the world twice at 16?

[yea @nbwsws]

@YoungwiMn @kirawontmiss So nobody going to talk about the hairy balls on the left?

[Butts Smitherson @ButtsSmitherson]

@tinaqueen_15 Wow, I always wondered who likes that? Ice cream gets all weird and the m&ms turn into rocks. I mean, I’ll still eat it and say nothing but only Bc I lack the self confidence to ask for a McFlurry with the m&ms on the side

[Butts Smitherson @ButtsSmitherson]

@Shanemgillis can you make some dumb easily winnable bet against @luisjgomez where when he loses he has to open on the road for you with only magic? Maybe a cast with you two and waitress? Every time Luis does a trick you drink and when he runs out of dumb tricks you win

[Butts Smitherson @ButtsSmitherson]

@coollinnfoollin @zedonarrival Damn, I hope your current and all your future residences have appliances. I love doing laundry at home. I can watch a show for an hour and as long as I rotate a load I can pretend I’m being productive. Folding clothes, on the other hand, can pound sand. Shits lame

[Butts Smitherson @ButtsSmitherson]

@alexisfstanford Just your behavior on this specific morning. But hey, the line between genius and insanity is a fine one. I put going an hour before you see if you have a tongue in the insane category but who am I?

[Butts Smitherson @ButtsSmitherson]

@POOPSCRUFFIN4U I can safely say, if you grabbed a hold of my penis and started talking into it, that lil devil is getting and staying as hard as he can. Either from anticipation or fear your hand will have what passes for an erection in it until I cum in the middle of your set.

[Butts Smitherson @ButtsSmitherson]

@ariajet @Fact Littering at sea makes you a piece of shit

[Fact @Fact]

The word “school” comes from the ancient Greek word for “free time.”