ButtstuffmcgruffTM

Bigger blacker and better then ever.

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🎉😃So there are about 800,000 sworn officers of the law, and there are about 332 million citizens in this country. If we were to theoretically surprise these officers with a honorary gang bang orgy, each brave officer would take 415 people (that's a lot of cock) #thinkaboutit.🤗

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@AbigailBrazeal Also fart, shit, piss maybe cum

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@AbigailBrazeal The rot that had infested my home? As do the horses that avoid stagnet ponds, I have left these pools still.

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@AbigailBrazeal No but he can get in touch with my taint

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@llizzzzyy By far your best tweet

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@llizzzzyy Good

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I don’t care how cheep you make your food “BURGER KING” I still won’t fucking eat it!

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They call me a fart magnet, and in attracted to you.

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First date:beans on toast
Second date: toast on beans
Third date: BeANToAST

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@Alyssalane51 @matthwatson Puss is gross and yuck!

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Do not reject grief and don’t not invite him in. Greet him at the door, have your conversation and go your separate ways.

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@TheWonderDragon I mean those big ass fake lashes. You know. The ones with the dark eyeshadow.

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You can learn everything you need to know about a woman, just by looking at her eyelashes. Longer the lashes crazier the bitch

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And how do you argue with that?

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I wish I had big juicy tits so people would at least pretend care about my opinion. If anyone ever disagreed with my opinion, I would whip out my fat knocker, and say “ oh yeah? but what about these big fuckin tits?
I bet you want to fuck these big ass tits!”

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@TheWonderDragon Should a samurai cut his top knot?

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I spread my ass for a bitch. And tell her that its breakfast in bed #MothersDay

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I need a ho that can deep throat these balls

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@thefunkestdunk @elirymagee I don’t think it’s possible to make good “happy” content if you yourself are not happy. If you need a break you need a break

[hello @baggybandtshirt]

@matthwatson matt watson: *tweets about something he’s really passionate about*

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