samantha

keep god out of california ☠︎

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jackass cast as muppets (thread!). i refuse to elaborate on any of these, just know i’m right.

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is jatwt still alive or have we moved on to bigger and better things like ummm uhh like ???

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happy to announce i remembered my password to this account

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hi long time no see jatwt

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THIS IS WHERE I BUY MY FUCKING SOURDOUGH

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James Corden has been banned from an NYC restaurant after owner Keith McNally accused him of being “extremely nasty” to his staff on multiple occasions:

“[He was] the most abusive customer to my Balthazar servers since the restaurant opened 25 years ago.”

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we have to create a product that doesn’t exist in its current form for my marketing class and this idea seems… familiar

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@itsblakeleybtw god me too

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give april margera a podcast. i wanna hear her talk about grocery shopping and the weather.

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what the fuck

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mcr playing at barclays center… 10 minutes from me… and i can’t even go…

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this cabinet in the marketing department hallway at my university is very special to me

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watching bf johnny in real time is such a blessing

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@G0THSCYTHE he was so excited for her i love it

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johnny’s ig story… how are we feeling troops

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does this count as me getting a pic with frank?

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@iinsii3 honestly i should’ve just pooped myself

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about to shit myself and if it happens i won’t even be embarrassed because dave england taught me that it’s okay to do so ❤️

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i did not poop my pants btw made it to the bathroom just in time god bless

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@serpiico thank you 🤝

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@HANGM4NSJ0KE shelby :)

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HI! i moved to nyc this week and live five minutes away from adam yauch park. trust and believe i’ll be drinking my sugar with coffee and cream there in the morning.