𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞!

ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ [ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀ-ꜰʀᴇᴇ! ]

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

♛ - ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇʀᴏᴇꜱ, ᴋɪᴅ, ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴅɪᴄᴋꜱ.

ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ

ʟᴀꜱᴛ

ᴏɴᴇ! ←

- #blrp #borderfam #borderlandsrp

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

'Sup.

[Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @itslittletunny]

& who ordered the corgis? 💁‍♀️

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

// des check discord challenge

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Update: Managed to get cigs. Only had to airlock three people to get the job done. New record! :)

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

I haven't had nicotine in way too goddamn long.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

@MALIWNO13 There we go.

Good boy.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Unless you want them bitten off, you should scoot, kitten.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Damn, that's wild. I still don't remember asking, though.

[𝟘 @richbiyatch]

I know but I feel/An overwhelming sense of/Unbridled laughter.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Damn, that's crazy. I don't remember asking, though.

[𝟘 @richbiyatch]

Aww how tiny :)

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Who's arguing?

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Touchy, touchy! I'm going, babe.

[rhys. @ATLASCE0]

Go clean your hands or sO HELP ME, JACK.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

This is a fun time to remind anyone paying attention that I'm 6'5".

:)

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Yeah? You're totally fence-sitting, I can tell. Just TORN between your two options.

I got callouses too, kiddo. In aaaall the right places.

[rhys. @ATLASCE0]

I-- hey. No. Listen! Go wash your damn hands and I'll. Think. About it. Yep. Totally gonna think about the size difference considering, despite being a tall lady, I do have weirdly small hands....

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

I wasn't talking about you, honey, but it's endearing that you thought as much.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Awwww, you're no fun! I'm KIDDING.

C'mere, cupcake. I'll let you compare how big my hands are compared to yours.

[rhys. @ATLASCE0]

I'm already done with you and it's only 9 in the morning.

I guess I'll go grab a coffee while you figure out how to clean your hands.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Now I'm gonna spit on 'em, just for you.

Come touch.

[rhys. @ATLASCE0]

No go get some soap and water and WASH THEM or so help me--!

Yes. Very hurty. Much ow.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Threatening me is not the move, I don't feel pain the same way these other dorks do.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

"Actually" wash them. As opposed to, like, spittin' on 'em?

Ooh, with what? You gonna make it hurt?

[rhys. @ATLASCE0]

.... I'll only do that if you actually wash them.

And you HAVE to show me proof or I'm shocking you.

[𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞! @BUYHYPERION]

Don't worry about it.

Hold my hand, Rhysie. :)

[rhys. @ATLASCE0]

Why would-- what did you do? >:|