Herb Porter III🦉

Voracious reader. Tuck Frump. Die with memories, not dreams. Tottenham fan. Audere est facere. TU Owl. #THFC #COYS #NYG #NYK #NYR #NYM #TEMPLEUNIV

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Arsenal Woolwich 0
Chelsea 2
Arteta OUT!
Wenger IN!
#Arteta #Arsenal #Arteta #THFC #COYS

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COYS! #thfc

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https://t.co/DsCo99DHXZ #BillyIdol

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Hot In The City is 39 years old and still blazing 🥵

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@MaggieWolfndale Thanks for the info on Lady Danae, Maggie! Made my pockets much fuller with your sharp eye and knowledge. Cheers 🍻

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@john_zeleznik Other than Rich Hill, just their bowels😏

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@RealMichaelKay Even on his worst day, Mike Francesca never spent a half an hour pontificating how smart he is while ripping his listeners. What an egomaniacal Yankee Boy, good gracious😂#fansarefamilyhesays #fansarecavedwellershesays

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#Mets

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Mets When was the last time the Mets had a truly reliable closer? Tug McGraw? What a joke of a team.

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#life #groceries #dumbjoke

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@RealMichaelKay Lol. Yankee Boy giving cover to his guy Boone. Says he’s “sure” it wasn’t Boonie’s call. Now there’s a real shocker. #Yankees @Rosenbergradio @DonLagreca

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@DocAtCDI Where’s my glasses?

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@Rosenbergradio Yankee Boy humps his book at every chance he gets yet rags on Pete for asking an innocuous question? Pot kettle black. Do your thing, Peter👊

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@DonLagreca Loved your cover list, Don. This is probably my favorite cover, even though it’s hard to dismiss Simon & Garfunkel @TMKSESPN

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@JamesDimasWKYZ

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@DonLagreca This is the first fan-athlete confrontation I thought of, Don:

https://t.co/DWoWgtMEH9

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@TheAthletic

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The Mets placed Pete Alonso on the injured list with a right hand sprain on Friday.

https://t.co/uwxgHTVRdI

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@HappyBitchFace Asleep, by The Smiths.

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Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety medication?
For Hispanic attacks.
#badjokes #Mexicans #Anxiety #groaners #jokes #joke