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Detroit Sports make me sad

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I think that glove fit OJ pretty well

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For 4 years I've been telling students that tried to follow me on Instagram that they couldn't until they graduated. Now my first class of freshman have graduated and I have 9 follow requests in 2 days. I regret everything.

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If people would stop posting videos of them cutting their sourdough loaves in half to see the middle, that would be great.

[B Vandy @BVandy11]

Deleting X off my phone and only going on it from my PC when I feel like it has been so refreshing. Now to commit to the same for my other apps...

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Deleting Twitter. Will probably be back eventually. Trying to spend less time on my phone. Bye!

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@FreshFindsPod “They Suck” -My wife who attended the game and hasn’t watched a hockey game in like a year

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Shoutout the random Mark guy that scanned his ID so I could buy a tall boy when I forgot mine

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@FreshFindsPod My bad lol

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The production of Bridgerton Season 4 is too different from the others. I want to like it but can’t fully.

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@FreshFindsPod Also according to a parent of a student I talked to on the phone at 2:55pm today, it is my fault their child (a 19 year old senior) decided to cheat on a quiz today.

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@FreshFindsPod Wifey has disregarded everything I had to say tonight because I drank a bottle of wine before watching the first episode of season 4 so apparently my feelings don’t matter today

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@FreshFindsPod The Aldi lemonades go hard

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Putting my wedding ring on to play Minecraft so my village knows I’m not afraid of commitment to big goals

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Next time my wife says she is a strong, independent woman. I’m reminding her who carried two backpacks around Charleston today

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I hope Ben Johnson is sad today

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Something ironic about somebody asking Gr0k to dispute a claim and then saying “Do your research”

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Making my first sourdough loaf today. If it turns out well I’m telling everyone in the sourdough community to fuck off and quit saying it’s hard.

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If you are taking PEDs and cant consistently hit at like 25 HR, it wasn’t worth it.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Max Kepler has been suspended 80 games after testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance

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@therealyappster @Lions I’d be open to this. I’m sure his years in Miami have prepared him well for Michigan winters

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@FreshFindsPod I’ll trade you. The last three nights have been go to bed at 12 and get up at 5