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The Kicker Who Doesn’t Know How To Make an Extra Point

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@BarstoolBigCat *was

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If Schwarber keeps mashing like this someone’s going to have to walk around CBP with the collection baskets from church taking donations for his new contract

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@FanDuel @AdamSchefter H ow much is Mickey D’s paying now a days?

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@NFL_DovKleiman Maybe shouldn’t have tried get jacked off

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@apcordia @PaniniAmerica @CardPurchaser Uh oh cry baby alert

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@NathanQuinlanGC Because you’re probably sweaty from being a fatty while sleeping

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@T_ROB99 Just polished off a bag of Doritos and 6 beers. What are YOU doing to bring another Lombardi back to Philly. I’m doing my part

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@PardonMyTake The bears still haven’t made the playoffs so both losers actually

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@Philly_Mays Ask them to ply some John summit may turn your day around

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Phillies are dead. Birds season

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@stoolpresidente Leggetts in Manasquan

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@lorditch89 @OnPattison That saying sucks

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@NFL @NFLDraft @Chiefs @NewEraCap @NFLPlus I hope this guy is ready to get his ass eaten like the rest of the chief offensive lineman did in the Super Bowl

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@JakeMarsh18 @BookCameo Can’t wait to get a Jake marsh cameo to tell all my friends I have diarrhea

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@kingkrabbyp They’re hoping a titty pops out

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@BFW Where’s Rutgers

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@MattPiperJenks Barstool may need to raise their renters insurance for this devils/ Mets collapse melt down

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@VivaLaStool @BarstoolYak @BFW @barstoolsports @mostlysports @nickysmokess Pretty clear he’s just lefty hog cranker

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@NFL_DovKleiman The speculations of them winning the Super Bowl after both go on IR in week 4 would go platinum

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@NFL_DovKleiman Wow Jared Goff garbage time merchant