Brain Sobron

Tweets and opinions are Exxon Mobil.

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People say I look like scout finch, but I don't really see it.

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A relationship in 3 parts/The pandemic might be getting to me/The Verizon help line

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Wind chimes are nunchucks that joined a band

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@katiegray088 capricorn

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16 personalities is astrology for nerds

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I donated to the black mama's bail fund, here's the link if you want to as well https://t.co/oZcgvMA34Q #BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd Also there is a protest down at the Petoskey Pit at 5:30-7:30

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She caressed his legs. His dark hair stood on end and his body quivered with pleasure. He raised his head gazing deep into her eyes, "they are all so beautiful" he thought. Their cephalothoraxes brushed together. She bit down, her moist mandibles crushed his exoskeleton instantly

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*two math nerd's first fist fight*
"Bro square up"
"You tryna form a quadrilateral"
"We can take this trapezoidal"
"I'll rhombust your face"
"Let's wrecktangle asshole"
"I'm gonna hit you so hard your parallelogram will be 3 dimensional"

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I'm starting to think that maybe I shouldn't have been so dismissive of doomsday preppers

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Drinking rolling rock and thinking of you

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It's fun when everyone posts stuff at the same time on social media and you're not included because you're a second class citizen with only a twitter and two instagrams you can't even get into because technology be hard sometimes

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How long is too long to leave loose licorice in a book satchel?

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Thanks everyone! I have been accepted into the prestigious world of sarcastic journalism! my computer is in working order but I still don't understand it all that well!! so here are pictures from my phone of the articles on my computer!!! plus some headlines you've already seen!!

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So Amazon(registered trademark) is going to zero emissions which I think they might be already because exploited workers are 100% carbon neutral

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If I'm accepted I'll post the articles otherwise I'm burning my computer

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Internship Just Empty Warehouse With Wifi To Update Linked In Status

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Overwhelmed University Of Michigan Freshman Masking It Well With Binge Drinking

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Best Way To Turn Off Women Still To Rate Them On Scale From One To Ten

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Report From Boomers: Millenials Just Not Trying Hard Enough To Fuck Up Economy For Future Generations

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HGTV Viewership Up After Entire Generation Realizes They Will Never Be Able To Afford A Home

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Report: Tide To Go Pen Not The Same As Doing Laundry