b. @bwebster76 - Twitter Profile

over 10 years ago

Someone should do something about all the jerks.

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2 days ago

At what point do we call a volcano extinct for sure? I don’t want to be the one who says 10,000 years, but then things go kablooey at 10,001.

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I write scary books and scare myself

over 1 year ago

sorry i dropped a bucket on your head and punched the bucket

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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ

@Bob_Janke

over 1 year ago

Don't worry about WWIII. If I learned anything from watching WWII movies it's that everyone that fights will be from Brooklyn, or the Bronx or a small town in Iowa

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Who to follow

S.D. Hintz

@sdhintz

Frankzulla

@frankzulla

I'm a mountain born nerd, find me under most socials as @Frankzulla or professionally at https://t.co/8Hem0sESFO

Matty Boom Batty

@vlowgoes

Yeah I know it's twitter, but fuck you. I can still be nice and sincere, and fuck off if you don't like it.

almost 2 years ago

@wokkax3 pics of squirrels?

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Jack Boot @IamJackBoot

almost 2 years ago

Oh, vague, lingering, nameless dread. You and I have been through a lot together, old friend.

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almost 2 years ago

missed another call from scam likely

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about 2 years ago

Raindrops are reincarnations of other raindrops. This is a big thought all by itself, but also I was eating yogurt.

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about 10 years ago

Dance like no one's watching. Cut that donut in half like you won't be back for the rest of it in 10 minutes.

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almost 3 years ago

Without the cheese it would've just been hamburger in paradise. Really makes you think.

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almost 3 years ago

might run for mayor might not

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almost 3 years ago

opens a bar for you and your friends called charlatans

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almost 3 years ago

tired of referring to my dad in past tense

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almost 3 years ago

At least one person in a marriage should be able to whistle.

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almost 3 years ago

At the time, there was a bear who was a grizzly and a bear who was a chimp/long haul trucker. It was television at its most mammal positive.

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almost 3 years ago

In case the ban on blocking is retroactive, I'd just like to say: I'm still here, you jackass.

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almost 3 years ago

Inevitably, you will meet someone who looks like a sturgeon. Now that you know, it won't take you by surprise.

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almost 3 years ago

Most of the pictures from the 70's are of people sitting in lawn chairs.

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almost 3 years ago

It's nice when a friend's kids are grown and we can resume our friendship

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almost 3 years ago

sorry i picked you up and used you as a human shield

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