Bellwether Johnson

Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain.

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Here’s a screenshot from a local bathroom remodel company commercial exhibiting what those of us in Iowa consider the height of luxury

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I assume Sam Freeman blew 39 saves

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They got a football one too

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[Random person on the street] Hey, you look familiar. Do I know you from something?

[The Liberty Biberty Guy] I’m The Liberty Biberty Guy

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New York’s hottest club is: THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU

This club has everything: Mirrored helmets, space lazers, Baby Yoda, Jabba The Hutt’s son Rotta The Hutt, Sigourney Weaver reading cue cards

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Come to American Legion Post 492 in the next 15 minutes if you want your ass kicked

[Scott Lawrence @ScottFree27]

Royals on pace to lose 100 games

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My Wagyu Beef Tallow spray is $12.99 — on sale??!!? OPEN THE DAMN STRAIT!!

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Perfect Rock Dude stagewear:

Vintage Isiah Rider Wolves Jersey
Norfolk, VA Hooters Tee

(Hotline TNT, btw. Fuckin’ rule)

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Enjoy experiencing the power of your Digital Key.

[Super Mario Facts @SuperMarioFact]

Double Deck is a battle course in Mario Kart 64. It takes place in a labyrinth with decks.

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[second Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency]: yeah whatever big fuckin deal

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.

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[Record Label] Your no 1 hit Lightning Crashes has made Throwing Copper go multi-platinum, you have several videos in heavy rotation on MTV, and were voted Band of the Year in Rolling Stone’s 1994 readers poll. What do you have for a follow-up?

[The band Live]: Lakini’s Juice

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Just heard LAKINI’S JUICE on the radio

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I said to myself: “Is this fuckin LAKINI’S JUICE???”

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Just heard LAKINI’S JUICE on the radio

[Los Royals @losroyalskc]

Italia pegó duro hoy. 🤌

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Just found out that my high school class’ Leather Jacket Kid (Non-Columbine) died :(p

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Great! Time to set my dick on fire and quit this electronic hell toilet forever

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Delbert Jenkins, Enable Midstream Safety Partner

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet.

Who do you think it is?

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Look on the bright side, Duke fans, the Yankees are 3-0

[TickPick @TickPick]

Twitter turns 20.

What is the greatest sports tweet of all time?