Bwilly Jones

[lauren @winonaddict]

took an edible & this has me crying

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

“That’s like Gandolph closing the Red Sea”

[Courtsideview @NieCourt]

Omg i thought this was trump

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

“What were you doing in there”
“FOURSOME”
“Ugh your brother was in there”

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

MAKE US COOKIES
MAKE US CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

“Jellyfish catcher! I think I’m a loser sometimes. Often”

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

Whack patrolman

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

*cheering for host of evening*
Her son: “SHE DOESN’T RETURN MY CALLS”

[- @internetkendra]

Due to the Unfortunate! We are deeply out of Onions! Thanx

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

CAN. CONFIRM. CHICKENNNN!!!!!!
7-11 employee: Yoooo…..

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

“Is she going to be a normal cleaning lady”
“No she’s going to be craaaaazy”
“Oh my god bye”

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

HEY GUS HOW ARE THINGS

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

“If your brother looks at my sister’s boobs again I’ll crush his head”

[Bwilly Jones @BwillyJones]

“Oh I didn’t recognize you in that hat…. how are you”
“Just chilling in this hat”

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

i’m perched up on the chair in the restaurant casting illusion spells on ur girl

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Just found out about Pablo Picasso. These paintings make me feel sick. That's not what stuff looks like.

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

South of France vibes secured