Why GuruFun
GuruFun is a Community Pad on Solana. Not a memepad.
On a memepad the chart comes first and the community - maybe never. Here a project has to earn community support before there's a price.
Community first. Market second.
How a launch works here:
1 / Prelisting. The idea goes public before anything trades: name, ticker, logo, description and the creator's profile. The community backs it with BGB (your Vistory activity points), from 1 BGB, against a threshold and a timer. No threshold, no market.
2 / Creator commitment. Before deployment the creator locks or burns CES. Skin in the game, on-chain.
3 / Deployment. 1 billion tokens, the same for every project. The creator's first buy is optional, capped and public - no hidden bundles.
4 / Migration. At ~85 SOL in real reserves the token moves to Raydium and the liquidity is locked for good. Nobody - not even the creator - can pull it.
5 / Guru Token. Every two weeks the community elects one migrated token: nomination, top 10, final. The winner becomes the platform's payment asset for the period.
Everything above is public before you spend anything: the KYC badge on the creator, their launch history, the threshold, the commitment, the first buy.
We don't label tokens good or bad. We show the signals before the price exists - and let you decide.
Three things no memepad gives you:
▪️ Licensed. A registered, licensed operator; creators pass KYC before their token can go to market.
▪️ Not starting from zero. Vistory's community is already here. Projects launch to people, not to bots.
▪️ A Community Pad, not a memepad. The community decides before the price exists.
Your BGB is your vote - in Prelisting and in every Guru Token election.
Building with a team? Launch to an audience that already exists.
Already in @VistoryX? Same Passport, same BGB - nothing new to set up.
Open GuruFun → https://t.co/U1NoP2lRLn
🔔 Notifications on - new launches drop here first: https://t.co/1FEEQRTmEL | https://t.co/qHd8SFJQup
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What are triglycerides? Is it bad if they’re high? 🩸
Triglycerides (TGs) are a type of fat in your blood. Your body uses them for energy.
They’re carried mainly in VLDL (from the liver) and chylomicrons (from the intestine).
Hypertriglyceridemia = fasting TG ≥150 mg/dL (1.7 mmol/L).
Very high levels? ≥500 mg/dL is considered severe.
≥1,000 mg/dL is particularly concerning because of the risk of acute pancreatitis.
🧬 What causes high TGs?
In most people, it’s a combination of genetic susceptibility and other factors:
• Insulin resistance and diabetes
• Alcohol 🍷
• Obesity
• Kidney or liver disease
• Hypothyroidism
• Excess calories, refined carbs & sugars
• Pregnancy
• Certain medications 💊
🧬 Genetics matter
A genetic tendency can make TGs harder to control. Common polygenic susceptibility is much more common than rare conditions such as familial chylomicronemia syndrome.
🔴 Why does it matter?
Very high TGs can cause acute pancreatitis, a potentially serious inflammation of the pancreas.
🫀 What about heart disease?
High TGs are associated with atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease (ASCVD) and may reflect an excess of atherogenic remnant particles.
So, don’t look at triglycerides in isolation.
Find the cause hiding in plain sight.
#Cardiology #Lipidology #Hypertriglyceridemia #ASCVD #Pancreatitis #PreventiveCardiology
Anything else for day one? 4 things:
1. CES to confirm your participation
2. BGB to use GuruFun functions
3. A Solana wallet - this is where your token will be deployed. How to create one: https://t.co/GUDQ153mfT
4. A completed application form: https://t.co/bnKyO9oRf7
Your first 5 minutes on GuruFun
Launch day: Sept 24 for the waitlist, Sept 28 for everyone.
3 steps to be ready, all free:
1. Follow + 🔔 on - launch news lands here first
2. Join the Discord: https://t.co/Prxc2y92tc
3. Join the Telegram: https://t.co/1FEEQRTmEL
FAQ 👇
On a memepad, the chart is the first thing you see. On @gurudotfun, it's the last.
Memepad: mint → trade → bots first → forgotten at the DEX.
GuruFun: idea → community backs it → creator commits → market.
You're not exit liquidity here. You're the jury.
Live for waitlist Sept 24.