Brandon Woolacott

Medium/tall glass of water. Comedian. Plus size model. Full head of hair! 👍🏽

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

Hey @CraveTVHelp, why the fuck is Reindeer Games only in French? Get it together

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Legendary martial artist and action star Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

🗣️ "GONE!! The first pitch of the ball game!"

Inside the PxP booth in LA as @DannySpxp and Buck Martinez call Davis Schneider and Vladdy Jr. going back-to-back to start Game 5 🎙️

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

Mom said i could be anything when i grow up, so I became an issue!

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

Now I’m sneaky because my password is in Spanish!!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk has died at age 31 after being shot at a college event in Utah, President Trump confirms. He leaves behind his wife and two children.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

I love saying Sounds Good at work and don’t nothing sound good 🤣🤣

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

I'll never be okay with donut shops cutting a hole in my donut, then charging me separately for the same hole they robbed me of.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

Today I’m going to give it my almost.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

The time jump from 2019 to 2024 feels unnatural.

I've lived 3 different lives since 2019.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

Netflix over here gaslighting me like my internet is the problem 🤣🤣🤣

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

Hey @netflix figure out your shit out.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

@WivesMoms 2 hours with the dog 🤣🤣

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

The next time I’m opening up, is during my autopsy.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

I’m 30% stud. 70% muffin…. Top 🤣🤣🤣

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

RIP

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

TSN is mourning the loss of our friend and beloved SportsCentre host Darren Dutchyshen.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

Hey! @TrevWall keep up the great work! Hey #Robert fuck you.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

I’m lookin’ for a dime, that’s top of line, cute face, slim waist,with a big behind.

[Brandon Woolacott @BWoolacott]

When I met you in the summer.