Brandon Wirtz

AI, Cognitive Computing, Natural Language, Big Data. I build the impossible.

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AI is going to change the world, but not through neural networks.
#AI #ML #NeuralNetworks #bigdata

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@gadgetking @Applebees #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords Cystic Acne Whitehead Removal

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#Deepfakes are a real problem in human trafficking and child exploitation. I am working on solutions.

https://t.co/LOH0FbveXG

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@Grubhub_Care Not interested. Based on this experience you could promise me a year of free service and I wouldn't use you again. Your support literally mocked my #cancer. Your app sucks, and your support is worse.

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Went to order delivery on @grubhub and the restaurant showed as delivery, was pick up. Called right away. Took support 15 minutes to find the order. So it was too late to cancel. "Just go pick it up" they said. (Stuck at home on a bad #cancer day) so offered 20% next order. FU.

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@legalminimum "Well my car would crush your walker like a bug so you might want to rethink that"

Or

"What do sheep have to do with this?"

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@MateCziner @gekido Just followed you. I am faster at [email protected] excited to talk.

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@StephenKing I would rather suppose that the person who ended the reign of the Night King became the Queen of the 7. And Dany became content with the other continent. Meritocracy could be a cool political system.

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@travissari AI can only take actions it has access to.
So yes you can make AI that says "if you see red, launch the nukes." That isn't a story. That is humans are stupid not AI is.

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@waze do you think you can make the @leonachin voice pack global? If someone is going to tell me how to drive I'd like it to be someone better at it than me.

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@littlecaesars I spend a lot of time in chemo, so I haven't dedicated much time to this but on the 5 occasions I called I was put on hold for more than an hour and then it disconnected.

Not winning points.

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Cooking my @littlecaesars 'cause they didn't.

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@littlecaesars Also your online form won't let me submit unless I enter roughly 50 words about how the team at that restaurant made my experience better. (Which they didn't do) In short your customer service sucks.

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@mmaclennan7 @Lilacatland @JimSwiftDC Also, you are a public figure so for the most part from a legal view if you say something untrue about someone you have very limited liability as it is unlikely to have reputation or economic impact on them JS doesn't have that protection.

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@mmaclennan7 @Lilacatland @JimSwiftDC So you are a necrophiliac?

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@Rob_Bob_32 @JimSwiftDC Autocorrect sucks. And my lane for 10 years was reputation management. If you are unaware, that's basically the business of using my on staff legal to get bad things removed from the web using libel laws. Dems put several of my GFs through colleges.

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@LuxAlptraum @KellyShibari One would say the same about Massage Therapists, but in actuality massage chairs have made a significant dent in the price of traditional service and the number of customers.

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@littlecaesars No, actually that's not how the form works.

I checked.

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@AOC Interesting as on numerous occasions you've thrown insults at people who disagree with you. What word does one use to describe a person employed in the making of laws who can't name the 3 branches responsible for various aspects of said laws?