AI TRUMP SINGS "IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE T-A-C-O" AND ZELENSKY IS CRYING IN THE FRONT ROW
934K views in one day.
Traders call him TACO, short for "Trump Always Chickens Out". If your portfolio survived the 2025 tariff swings, you know why.
World leaders sob, faint and lose their minds like it's 1964 and he's all four Beatles.
Japan's prime minister, a heavy metal drummer in college, screams through the first verse and leaves on a stretcher.
Biden and Bush pump their fists. Clinton keeps his arms crossed, still waiting for a sax solo. Netanyahu grins like he got backstage passes.
His own team is there too. Rubio pushes past security for a closer look. Karoline Leavitt quit the press room in August and still cries at every chorus.
The White House has not commented on the choreography.
THE AI CEO VERSION OF GAME OF THRONES IS BETTER THAN HBO'S SEASON 8
Jensen on a throne made of video cards while Altman, Musk and Amodei beg him for chips is exactly how buying GPUs works in 2026.
You're the guy in the back holding an empty PC case.
MICHAEL JACKSON DIED 17 YEARS AGO. HIS CONCERT JUST GOT A NEW STAR, NVIDIA'S CEO
800K views in a day.
Jensen Huang stands frozen in a leather jacket while sparks rain down, the famous entrance where the crowd wept before the singer moved a muscle.
The screaming fans are now Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai, all losing their minds for the man who sells them chips.
Then "Beat It" turns into "Just AI", sung in Chinese:
- They all said your CUDA was trash
- Ten years on the bench, now I show my cards
- Want a data center? Hand over the cash
- Market cap hits $5 trillion, Wall Street stares
Nobody booked an arena, a band or a dance crew. The vocals, the drummer, the backup dancers in uniforms and the whole crowd were generated and posted by one account on Bilibili.
Bill Gates even faints and gets carried out on a stretcher.
The AI gave everyone new faces and forgot one guy's sign, still asking for the King of Pop.
This is fucking insane and better than anything the music industry put out this year.
Views just became free. This is what free looks like.
Jean phil is a character sheet swapped into a real video. 228k followers in two weeks, 5.4m views on his best post, no rate card. The ginger next to him is a copy.
The only thing he has shipped is that token. His update from sep 29: "working very closely with my lawyers. we're reviewing the different proposals."
Which leaves one thing a brand still has to pay for: a person. A name that signs, a price on the page, 40 posts you can read before you wire anything.
oui madame.
MICHAEL JACKSON DIED 17 YEARS AGO. HIS CONCERT JUST GOT A NEW STAR, NVIDIA'S CEO
800K views in a day.
Jensen Huang stands frozen in a leather jacket while sparks rain down, the famous entrance where the crowd wept before the singer moved a muscle.
The screaming fans are now Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai, all losing their minds for the man who sells them chips.
Then "Beat It" turns into "Just AI", sung in Chinese:
- They all said your CUDA was trash
- Ten years on the bench, now I show my cards
- Want a data center? Hand over the cash
- Market cap hits $5 trillion, Wall Street stares
Nobody booked an arena, a band or a dance crew. The vocals, the drummer, the backup dancers in uniforms and the whole crowd were generated and posted by one account on Bilibili.
Bill Gates even faints and gets carried out on a stretcher.
The AI gave everyone new faces and forgot one guy's sign, still asking for the King of Pop.
This is fucking insane and better than anything the music industry put out this year.
69,000 LIKES IN A FEW HOURS FOR AN ORANGUTAN RESCUE. THE KEEPER AND THE ORANGUTAN NEVER EXISTED
A young zookeeper gets a male orangutan with a broken heart. Nobody can get within a few feet of him.
Then it rains. The guy holds an umbrella over him, and with every drop that misses his fur he moves a little closer.
After a transfer to a new zoo the ape's heartbreak returns the moment he's left alone. So his human goes looking for company and finds a female who escaped from an illegal circus.
The clip runs 3 minutes and I'm not spoiling the last line.
The comments split in two. Some are in tears, others write "AI generated but still a beautiful message". One person says we now call everything decent AI because we can't believe our eyes anymore.
Why so many fall for it:
- One man and one orangutan keep the same face, fur and shirt across dozens of scenes, from the rain to the vet to the zoo lawn
- There is no voiceover, only white text over vertical phone footage, the way real zookeepers post
- Almost every caption ends on "until..." or "but..." so you need the next shot
- The side cast looks ordinary, a vet in scrubs, a van with the door open, a desk covered in papers
Stories like this get built in Dreamina, Higgsfield or Picsart from a single portrait and a few lines of plot.
The orangutan doesn't exist, and I still wanted to know if he'd be okay.
@gindi4711 good eye. Altman takes Amodei's clear glasses and wears them as black shades, while Amodei grows a new pair. OpenAI grabbing something Anthropic made and shipping it in a darker color, the AI got that part right
THE CEOS OF CHATGPT AND CLAUDE JUST RELEASED THEIR FIRST JOINT PRODUCT
917K views in 2 days
on top is the real APT video. underneath, the same clip redone frame for frame with the two biggest bosses in AI
Altman takes Rosé's part and sings on his knees into the mic. Amodei, who left OpenAI in 2021 to start the rival lab, gets Bruno Mars on drums and keeps the face of a man running a safety review
then they sit on the floor holding hands over a red cup, the most expensive play date in history. Altman wins the round and points at Amodei laughing, as if he just won back all the people who quit to build Claude. by the end he is shirtless and swinging his top in circles, while the other guy lies on one elbow and watches, looking like the author of a very long essay warning about exactly this
why nobody can tell them apart:
→ every pose is copied 1:1, from Altman kneeling with the mic to each dance move
→ the camera repeats the fisheye shot from above, the old TV frame and the wide angles
→ the two keep their usual clothes, a dark sweater and a grey blazer with glasses, in place of leather jackets
→ shadows fall on the pink floor under both of them and the red cup
→ fast moves blur the way they do on real film, the head shake at the drums and the shirt spin
it works on your boss and the coworker he can't stand too. @Picsart needs one portrait photo of each and a song everyone can sing along to
Amodei still hasn't signed off on the release
JAPAN PUT BEDS IN THE SUBWAY AND THIS GUY TOOK ONE AT RUSH HOUR
5 million views in under 2 days
a packed morning subway car, rows of office workers in masks and dark jackets, all scrolling. one guy in a grey suit reaches up to the luggage rack, pulls down a folded padded seat and sits on it, right over the heads of the commuters on the bench
then a second section swings out under his legs. he puts his feet up, lays the briefcase on his chest and falls asleep lying flat across the whole row. the man sitting directly below him never checks what is going on upstairs
none of this exists. this is an AI clip, and it works because the creator broke exactly one rule of reality and kept everything else dull
why your brain buys it:
→ the bed unfolds in steps that look engineered, first a seat, then a hinged footrest, with steel poles down to the floor that carry his weight
→ nothing appears out of thin air, each piece was already tucked under the luggage rack, so you watch it like a product demo
→ the light is flat fluorescent from the ceiling strips, equally harsh on every face, nothing cinematic
→ the camera stands at eye level inside the crowd, with a backpack and a shoulder cutting into the frame, the way a passenger would film it
→ around him nobody reacts, which sells it more than any effect could, because that is exactly how a real Japanese rush-hour crowd behaves
the lesson for anyone making these is to change one thing and keep the rest painfully ordinary. pick a place everyone has suffered in, add a single gadget that fixes that pain, and make the extras treat it like a normal Tuesday
start from one photo of a crowded commuter train and describe the invention in the prompt. @Picsart turns it into the clip
for anyone who rides the New York subway, the least believable part is how clean this car is
THE CEOS OF CHATGPT AND CLAUDE JUST RELEASED THEIR FIRST JOINT PRODUCT
917K views in 2 days
on top is the real APT video. underneath, the same clip redone frame for frame with the two biggest bosses in AI
Altman takes Rosé's part and sings on his knees into the mic. Amodei, who left OpenAI in 2021 to start the rival lab, gets Bruno Mars on drums and keeps the face of a man running a safety review
then they sit on the floor holding hands over a red cup, the most expensive play date in history. Altman wins the round and points at Amodei laughing, as if he just won back all the people who quit to build Claude. by the end he is shirtless and swinging his top in circles, while the other guy lies on one elbow and watches, looking like the author of a very long essay warning about exactly this
why nobody can tell them apart:
→ every pose is copied 1:1, from Altman kneeling with the mic to each dance move
→ the camera repeats the fisheye shot from above, the old TV frame and the wide angles
→ the two keep their usual clothes, a dark sweater and a grey blazer with glasses, in place of leather jackets
→ shadows fall on the pink floor under both of them and the red cup
→ fast moves blur the way they do on real film, the head shake at the drums and the shirt spin
it works on your boss and the coworker he can't stand too. @Picsart needs one portrait photo of each and a song everyone can sing along to
Amodei still hasn't signed off on the release