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[Official Lagos Life App @LagosLifeApp]

Here is how the new rules from the Lagoslife CBN office works:

Weekly Tax:
If you make over ₦1 million in a week, you pay a flat 7.5% tax only on the extra amount. 

Normal Level (Under ₦1 Billion):
Everything costs the normal price. 

VIP Level (₦1 Billion to ₦10 Billion):
Prices are multiplied by 10x. 

Big Man Tax (₦10 Billion and Above):
Prices are multiplied by 50x with a 25% modifier.

#Lagoslife

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

IF APC is allowed close to power IN 2027, NIGERIANS WILL PAY DEARLY! 🇳🇬💔

Rising insecurity and killings.
No fuel subsidy.
Crushing electricity tariffs.
A new tax law squeezing the life out of struggling citizens.
Soaring cost of living.
Hunger, poverty and mass unemployment.

They are squeezing Nigerians from every direction. How much more suffering must this country endure before we say ENOUGH?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You laid off 1000 people including a guy with brain cancer

[Byno @Bynooooo]

This is why you’ll never be greater than Valve and Steam

[Tim Sweeney @TimSweeneyEpic]

We have a huge pivot underway here at Epic, moving developers around to retool for maximum AI acceleration.

The aim isn't to do the same stuff with fewer people, but to enable everyone here to build MORE and BETTER stuff, and to bring the benefits to all teams using Unreal.

[Vox Populi @OgbeniBlackbear]

Follow the voters where they are

We dey Carry Okwute to Silver Fox and Quilox next to talk about inflation of drinks and the menace of fake drinks

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

17 trillion coastal road?

Story don dey enter.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

"I will reduce your purchasing power and slow down the economy''

Educated people with PhD degrees supported him even after he said this 😭😭😭

[IGN @IGN]

Check out the latest trailer for Ebenezer and see Johnny Depp in action as Mr. Scrooge in theaters on November 13.

[Melissa Reddy @MelissaReddy_]

How long is the stench of the “sham” going to corrode the meaning, worth, and very essence of the Premier League?

Listening to commentary about Manchester City’s players matching the defiance of their ownership and triumphing in adversity.

Listening to fans chorusing the names of the men running the club, wearing masks or displaying banners of their faces and jibing: “We’re Man City, we’ll cheat when we want.”

Victory being framed as “a lovely moment,” a show of togetherness as though some grave injustice has been imposed on City, rather than their hierarchy being found by an independent commission to have orchestrated financial doping on an industrial scale.

Their opponents and the rest of us wondering if any of this actually matters now and how much of it ever did?

There can be no business as usual pretence. We need a full stop to the absurdity.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Before the red card:

Liverpool (0.92) 0-0 (0.16) Man City

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

This orphanage in my area is always being disturbed by Agberos.

Whenever good samaritans bring foodstuffs and provision for them, these boys will camp outside the gate to demand for their share, sometimes it turns into huge fight.
They’ve even threatened to kidnap the kids on one occasion if they don’t give them their “settlement”.
This evening they hijacked a carton of noodles that was brought for the kids.
Bunch of lowlives who are supposed to go out and work.

[Shalom Rayhamen @Shalom_HeyEliy]

Let’s clear this up 👇

Lagos Life does not record, copy, or rebroadcast any football match. We never have.

Matches on our stadium screen play inside the official player of our video partner. The stream comes directly from them, on a paid plan we have with them.

Your seat pays for the Lagos Life stadium experience: watching together, the chat, the voice notes, and the goal celebrations 🏟️⚽

[Flojo  @oluwaflojo]

Una no go kee me for this Lagos life 😂😂😂

I randomly entered court to witness a case and the back and forth was wild 😂

[Shalom Rayhamen @Shalom_HeyEliy]

🚨 10 MILLION PLAYERS. IN 11 DAYS!!! 😭🇳🇬👑

LAGOS LIFE JUST CROSSED 10,150,224 PLAYERS!

2.3 MILLION active today.
49.2 MILLION visits and counting.
You took our little Lagos and made it the world’s business 😭❤️

MAKE SOME NOISE!!! 🗣️🔥

10M DOWN. WHO’S READY FOR 100M? 🚀

[Shalom Rayhamen @Shalom_HeyEliy]

Live Court ⚖️ The judge now always rules within about a minute, so no more waiting on “considering the record”.

And lawyers can take more clients as they grow: up to 10 at the top 💼

https://t.co/Cs2d61U2TD

[Prince Adeshina @RealAdeshina]

“Please Don’t Kill It!” Baale Stops Fishermen From Eating Rare Sea Turtle Caught in Ibeju-Lekki, Calls for Its Safe Return to the Ocean.

[Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour @GRVlagos]

Normalising and delivering effective emergency services at ward level to preserve and save the lives of Lagosians is a key point in our vision for excellent health service delivery that every lagosian can feel.

#OURLAGOS #GbadeGbada #Sonsoflagos

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

“APC sabi play politics, I’ll give it to them”

Wb Governance? When will they know how to govern?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

British people will walk past a Starbucks, Burger King, Costa Coffee, Taco Bell, Blank Street and not even notice. Then they'll see an independent shop called Al-Badr Supermarket and cry about how the UK is being taken over by foreigners.

[𝔖𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔐𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 𓂀 @KAISANIIII]

This is how you know wh*tes don’t have any real problems.

Their idea of oppression and genocide is cartoons 💀