Byron De'Vinner

Seller of kids, bring on yo bids

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

I am so thankful Ole Miss is recognizing all my hard work by makin me Homecoming Queen

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

Gibbs Grocery

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

The only way I could be less credible is if I was an NFL replacement referee

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

I know what I saw and I saw Coach Freeze give Mack Brown a $200 handshake to take a knee Saturday night.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

I mistakenly talked to the NCAA because I thought they were the Nacho Cheese Aficionados Association.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

Just waitin on da bus this morning

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

I want to un-mud my name: It's not acceptable to announce you're going to "take a De'Vinner" after you drink your coffee this morning.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

I had a dream last night that my name was cleared... and then smothered in gravy.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

Three things I never leave home without: my stop watch, my Bluetooth earpiece, my diabetes.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

Just want to get the facts straight: It was me, not Mathew McConaughey who rented out City Grocery this weekend. #AllToMyself

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

Ok people here is the first of the tapes I promised - http://t.co/mOmxZDxd

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

Pimpin kids ain't easy y'all - @sixpackspeak

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

I once saw a Miss State booster give @Boobie24Dixon a $200 handshake... to start tweeting in English.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

I know a $200 handshake when I see one, I've made plenty at McDonalds over the years.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

It's getting close to lunch time, better do another interview so I can afford to shut down another Chinese Buffet.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

I want to clear my name, I was not the lead role in the movie "Precious".

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

If anyone needs to contact me for an interview this afternoon I will be outside of a random Memphis high school looking for a kid to pimp.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

People out there have no idea how hard it is to say Ole Miss with this lisp. Its reawey hard you guyths.

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

The Pat Forde hates Starksville like I hate a Nutrisystem

[Byron De'Vinner @ByronDevinner]

I'm fat as fuck.