*pager goes off*
My date: “Ooh, are you a doctor?”
PagerDuty: “The autoscaling group lost an instance!!!”
Me: “…yes. Yes I am.”
Date: “What kind?”
Me: “I’m an on-callogist.”
BTW, this is another critical security issue successfully mitigated by the default SELinux policies. Looks like @rhatdan was right all along and the initial pain was worth it. 😉