BYU Police

Now patrolling the twitter world and BYU Campus. Go Honor Code! (fake account... obviously... or is it?)

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@HailTopher this might be three months late but I would do it again... I think he threw the word "heck" in there FYI

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@chelseachen working on sunday is against the honor code... watch yourself

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BYU student made sportscenter top 10 for making a life size balloon figure of lebron james... no wonder people think we are weird

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@Carissa_Painter @laramackenzie we are professionals on how to act in the friend zone. everyone loves cops and wants them as friends

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@BYU_News you follow us on twitter. we will just follow you in real life to make sure you keep the honor code #byu

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@RebeccaYoung6 if you fail any of your finals, we will arrest the teacher who gave the test. we just really want to arrest someone #byu

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We love the smell of finals week: dread, anxiety, and failure all mixed together #byu

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Finals are coming up... Students please go crazy and do something stupid, so we actually have something to do.

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@BreezyRae34 you are tweeting too much. we might have to send you a ticket in the mail...

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@BreezyRae34 permission granted #thankyou

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@BreezyRae34 please ask for permission to retweet us next time. We'll let you off with just a warning this time...

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@yodashrecengost @hilarrryhayes we are currently putting together information on her whereabouts... alpine village #239 we think #sneaky

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Just punched a University of Utah student in the face #honorcode

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I'm proposing we assign one officer to each student... to preempt any negative behavior and also create more jobs #2birdswith1stone

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EFY week is the worst... Can't give out any tickets or make arrests. #minors

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Students think all we do is enforce parking. That's only like 90% of what we do.

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my worst enemy = the stairs on the west side of campus

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@MormonProbs we have the ability to fix all of your so called "mormon problems"

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@brittanyjmo we remember that day you posted that photo that went viral. don't worry. we thought it was ridiculous too

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@yodashrecengost thanks for the tip... we will look into it