Psychotic Mike

Welcome to my thoughts...6 kinds of creepy. Come have a beer, a laugh, or come by and kick me in the shin.

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

I got a shirt like this...if I got another one, and a key-chain, I would post a link. Till then just https://t.co/CC6OYt53tE it.

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

@lustywes They hired the guys who used to work in record stores to sell craft beer. They always seem to forget that the process is all about the customer.

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

Can I get a Shoutout for our President @realDonaldTrump for totally killing it in Korea and earning himself a spot on the short list for a Nobel Peace Prize!

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

@Treestand_tweet I'm guessing it was:

Girls, I got tickets to the masters, or we could go bow hunting!
*it is very quiet, too quiet.
The masters is golf.

-in unison all 3 of you say
"So, hunting then."

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

Tattoo for guys who say "this has never happened before" that documents how many times it has happened before.

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

@KCbeerchick Lovely part of the world!!!

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

@Dahmerscookpot My name is Irene.

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

@Roxanne_cams Gotta dig it up!

[Lovely Pessimism @LovelyPessimism]

“If only we could see in advance all the harm that can come from the good we think we are doing.”

― Luigi Pirandello, Six Characters in Search of an Author

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

@toddbarry I wonder what fancy Mexican food is?
Still beans and tortillas?
#theyHavenapkins

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

@damagedave @realDonaldTrump Don't worry, Obama's on it!

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

@ruraljules @flouncingqueen Good Job sweetie, that is much better!

[Adeola @dihorla]

HR: "Describe your work ethic in two words."
Me: "My what?"

[Psychotic Mike @BZPizzaCo]

Remember when you were young and you said you would never smoke, drink, or use drugs?

[LIBERTY IS #1 @vickibazter]

@CharlieD2749 @RobertMurdock11 @RealRedElephant @ES_QUEL_ETO_