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Wannabe Card Collector

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: U.S. is reportedly preparing a computer simulation to test how it would mobilize American manpower in a national draft, months before automatically registering men ages 18 to 26.

[¢øł£ @C0LEJC]

Bro wouldn’t even be a third string on special teams

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jake Paul says all he has to do is “practice some routes” to prepare for the NFL and would like to play for his hometown Cleveland Browns 👀

[reeks @reeks4x]

I wanna quit my job and just be on BO2 24/7

[¢øł£ @C0LEJC]

The White House X account is just straight up shameful. Banana Republic kind of shit. Whoever runs that account is a loser.

[¢øł£ @C0LEJC]

@GamerThePlugHQ Clearly don’t know ball, buddy

[¢øł£ @C0LEJC]

@GamerThePlugHQ Sounds good, Mr. “Media Manager”

[¢øł£ @C0LEJC]

Kumar Rocker is about to pitch a gem

[Baseball Performances @MLBPerformances]

Adolis García’s ALCS Game 7 Revenge Game

[Cole’s Cowboys @ColesCowboys]

Dan Orlovsky is still employed at ESPN 🫩

[¢øł£ @C0LEJC]

Crooked POS

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Ken Paxton panics and refuses to answer multiple questions from reporters, forcing his handler to intervene:

Q: James Talarico is calling you out for owning 15 homes on a government salary, can you respond?

Paxton: *dodges question*

Q: Will you answer a question about your alleged voter fraud?

Handler: We’re going to get out of here

[¢øł£ @C0LEJC]

Sell the team and sell at the deadline. #allfortx

[fishsports ✭ @fishsports]

Now I can reveal it. The Dak Prescott rumors are true. I’ve been working out with him.

[Right on Rangers @RightOnRangers]

Rougned Odor never met smoke he wouldn’t send back with interest.

On July 18, 2015, Hank Conger motioned him back into the batter’s box, words were exchanged, and both benches emptied at Minute Maid Park.

Once everybody cleared out, Odor stepped back in and ripped a leadoff triple. Texas scored twice in the inning and needed every bit of it in a 7-6 win.

Peak Rougie. Start the argument if you want. Just understand he was probably getting the last word.

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

"We are just taking pictures of your license plate."

Ready to read what they are really doing?

👇

#Flock #Surveillance #AI #Tech #Privacy
https://t.co/e1WB5vfgdr

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Repost today for a chance to win this Rangers Gameday Sweepstakes presented by @ArenaClub!

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

It's very possible that V+ won't work out long-term but ... to jump to a platform that a minority owner is a partner that doesn't even have an app or smart tv hookup yet is ... sus.

Then again, the lack of tv hookups or viable apps haven't stopped streaming companies before.

[Deuce 🤙 @SauceTalka3k]

Wait. So you switched to a service that doesn't have an app for ANY smart tv? So now we're forced to watch games on phones and laptops? This is absolutely insane work. Viewership is about to TANK

[¢øł£ @C0LEJC]

No app. What a scam by the Rangers.

[Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant]

BREAKING: Rangers changing streaming platforms immediately. Here is everything you need to know https://t.co/pdaK61wNwe