Colleen Dauwer

Harsh but fair.

Emmanuel College, Boston

[Colleen Dauwer @C0lly_D]

#creamliquor

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@SeanLyons70 That's deep

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@SeanLyons70 @ClintFalin Bahahaha I sent this to Dan today 😂

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It would really please me if at or before commencement I could tell my family and Emmanuel staff and faculty that I have a full-time job lined up for after graduation 😭😭😭 need that offer doe!

[Colleen Dauwer @C0lly_D]

That first sip of coffee >>>>>

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The Irish can know if a Guinness is good just by looking at it just as well as an American can know if McDonalds French fries are good just by looking at them.

[J.P. Long @SoxNotes]

The 2018 Red Sox are the only team in MLB history whose starting pitchers allowed 1 or 0 runs in each of the first 6 games of a season (source: @EliasSports). It is the longest streak for Red Sox starters at any point in a season since May 12-20, 2000 (8 straight).

[Colleen Dauwer @C0lly_D]

People who lie and manipulate to make their S.O believe they're not cheating when ALL the signs are there and continue to screw around even after being questioned are a special kind of twisted.

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@jackiematts Seemed pretty sus

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I had a dream last night that I was Rachel and it was my wedding day and I was about to marry Ross. I was stressed because I didn't have time to get my nails done beforehand. Sounds about right.

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I hate when people don't like drinking in public with me

[J.P. Long @SoxNotes]

The Red Sox begin their 118th AL season tomorrow. They are 58-58-1 all-time in season openers, having won each of their last three. Boston last won four straight Opening Day games from 1997-2000.

[Colleen Dauwer @C0lly_D]

@lajuicekey This happened yesterday. Mind ya business

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A message to all middle schoolers everywhere: dont be mean to your lunch aids when your 12 years old because you might just run into them at a wine tasting 10 years later. You may be more mature by then, but they'll only remember you as the little runt you were.

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Paul: I can't do YMCA while I'm driving driving Karyn!

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It's always your favorite sins that due you in

[J.P. Long @SoxNotes]

The Red Sox have won 8 consecutive Grapefruit League games, their longest spring training winning streak since a 9-game stretch from March 29 – April 6, 1981.

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Rafael Devers: Chapter 2
Arriving March 29th

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@SeanLyons70 @sarahmcgbeauty Omg!!!

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@SeanLyons70 I fucks with the Mars bar. Thanks.