andy.

monkee no. 5

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

I'm in bed and I feel a massive soreness in my right buttcheek. I worry I'm dying. I go to give it a massage and discover I'm laying on my iPhone 17 and that it bruised me. I am not dying. #firstworldproblems

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

- reads from teleprompter
- immediately starts with October 7th
- still won’t call it a genocide
- says he doesn’t know enough about what’s happening
- makes no apology to Macklemore or addresses dropping him from the tour
- doesn’t mention where his donation will be going to
- doesn’t encourage anyone to donate
- won’t say Israel is the reason Gaza is suffering
- won’t say free Palestine
- only cries when he sees people showed up to the concert because that’s what he cares more about.

Fuck him.

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

john is lowkey paul mescal’s twin here, how’d the beatles casting director mess up that badly

[The Beatles Earth @BeatlesEarth]

George Harrison and John Lennon on vacation in Tahiti (1964)

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

imagine my shock when i realised this wasn’t iggy pop but the vampire lestat

[mik 🗝 @bunveh]

THE VOCALS? THE LOUIS BLINK? THE BOOK SLAMMED DOWN? THE BRATTY FINGER WAVE AS HE FLOATED AWAY? THE VOCALSSSSS

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

@SpireMotorsport @CarsonHocevar Who’s on his shirt 👀

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

hot take: people who like fat ryan gosling so much don’t actually like fat guys. they only like him cause they know he can be skinny

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

@BigDaddyCBell20 @bostonmegsox guys i think we found christopher bell’s secret account

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

which gay intern—

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

@sorryimsam @CarsonHocevar @SpireMotorsport @NASCARonUSA @eentertainment Carson HOCEVAR 💜

[Roger Waters ✊ @rogerwaters]

An open letter to @Billy:

Dear Billy Corgan
How are you? It’s been too long. @davidmdraiman Someone forwarded me this chap’s appearance on your podcast. I’d never heard of him. Anyway, it turns out he has heard of me. It seems he has a problem with me standing up for human rights, particularly the human rights of my brothers and sisters in Gaza who are being slaughtered in a genocide by the armed forces of the Nazi racist, pariah state of Israel. You, being the lovely fella you are gave this little piece of shit a chance to clarify or even modify his position. He did. He is a psychotic racist Nazi pig.

I’m told, Billy, he writes messages on bombs before the IDF drops them on civilians in Gaza. Enough said. I will continue to work with all my brothers and sisters all over the world in the movement to demand equal human rights for all human beings, irrespective of their religion or ethnicity or nationality. If you, my friend are wondering if I want a conversation with this obnoxious little prick? The answer is non merci Billy, life’s too short, he can inhabit his tiny corner of hell without the benefit of my love and truth.
Love
R.

PS. @Disturbed ? 😂👍Er? Yeah! Just a bit!

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

When I had endometriosis so bad I was very suicidal, it was on my sciatic nerve and it was unbearable. I would walk with a limp on bad days and I couldn't stand for very long. When I cooked for meals I would chop my vegetables sitting on the ground.

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

listening to early geese and realizing cameron winter self-flanderized

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

this is how i see norman reedus

[⸝nino @vampgrimes]

emo bryan cranston isnt real he cant hurt you

emo bryan cranston:

[figgy earnhardt @intimid8er]

Baby u gonna suck whatever i pull out of these Dale jr. pajama pants

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

@CEOofBread21 most likely to die young or most likely to be gay?

[Trader Tony @trader_tony_]

ICE at airports is just laying the groundwork for ICE at polling places btw

[Dave Davies @davedavieskinks]

I don’t wanna show the guy up, but Moby should be careful what he says. the cockettes
And their friends used to follow us around on tour. We appreciated them. Why is Moby being so rude about this simple song? We’re not trans phobic. Why does he have to have a go at us?

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

@st3nbroughs i KNEW i recognized that sky from somewhere

[NASCAR Insights @NASCARInsights]

Drivers to finish top 15 in all four races of 2026:

Tyler Reddick
Bubba Wallace

[Josh Levesque @JoshBLevesque]

there's a scene in The Bride! where Christian Bale's Frank starts having an anxiety attack bc he needs to go to the movies and I've never related more to a character in my entire life

[andy. @C0ULDB3LIK3]

@DennyDelivers2 it's giving the cut to mclaughlin's crash during the indy 500 warm-up lap