Blake

Ayooo!!!

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

A customer bought a 750ml bottle of Gordons gin costing R159,99 and won a Hyundai Venue, Congratulations xerm

[Boe Jack Ryan @BoeNYCxxx]

@SwhirlysWorld

[ken @kentyshoo]

im so used to jerk off without lube, and yes (i’m cut)

[Michael Koketso 🦅 @mikeuncensored_]

@visse_ss Why is cleanliness associated with being feminine??

[Hilexblack @Hilexblack1]

Take it 🍆🍑

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

My wife gave me a handjob the other day using
Vaseline.

I came three times trying to wash that shit off.

[Wilma M. Holla ✨ ♒️ @LetAnthonyRock]

my problem is i want a boy in this 😂

[Q @skinnyqtip]

Towel slipped

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Bisexual porn looks fun asf

[Hilexblack @Hilexblack1]

3way

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

POV: Remote workers on a zoom call

[���𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

why does each person at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it's over in 5 seconds

[Dave @tufdave]

The more you replace it the worse it gets

[Nas @Nas_worldwide96]

https://t.co/gPjKSkZ55n

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 @deeslifex]

I accidentally sent “I miss you” to my ex.

He replied:
“Wrong person?”

I didn’t answer… because it wasn’t.

I stared at the message for minutes, heart racing, pride fighting with everything I actually felt.

Then I finally typed:
“No.”

He replied almost instantly:
“Took you long enough.”

I froze.

All this time, I thought I was the only one pretending.🥹🥹🥰