Snapchat memories said I moved in to college for freshman year 6 years ago today and move in weekend for my senior year was 3 years ago today… where has the time gone tho
Someone is setting of fireworks in my neighborhood which like ok I get there’s a holiday come up but it’s still 5 days away and they’re setting them off so randomly so my dogs are freaking out and as soon as they calm down another goes off… like be so for real
You don’t have to play cool music just because I’m in the car with you I be listening to the Hercules soundtrack when I’m by myself I’ll vibe to anything you don’t have to pretend
10:30pm someone drove past my house blasting ‘Flowers’ by Miley Cyrus loud enough I can clearly hear the words from several houses down and I just wanna know who hurt you
Bf ate the nacho fries I got for myself without asking. So when I went to eat them and found only the full cheese sauce in the fridge and the fry holder in the trash and if anyone wants the mf please come take him
Ay, the turtles are out:
🐢 Stop to move them only if you can SAFELY PULL ENTIRELY OFF THE ROAD.
🐢 Grasp the shell firmly.
DO NOT fumble the turtle.
🐢 Move the turtle off the road in the direction it was already heading.
🐢 Then go back to minding your own business.
My dog left this outside for a few days and it was frozen to the ground, she was looking out the window at it so finally I went out to help her dig it up and she was so cute pawing at it as if to say"here mom, it's right here, can you get it unstuck for me?" It melted my heart
I forgot to take my BC for the entire weekend. I have been on this script for 6 years and have never missed a pill let alone a whole weekend and I am freaking out