CUFFY

cuffy

[sodom's angelic visitor @PartyAvantHarde]

The secret is not giving up on your life and assuming you're washed at 28 years old. Just keep moving, reading, creating, etc and you too can be a fun and cool 70 year old. It doesn't just happen and it definitely won't if you're obsessed with the illusions of youth!

[IN THE 80s PETER MANDELSON WENT MAD 🥀 @ABU_N3RVEGAS]

People being wilfully dense here and ignoring the fact this is *obviously* about ensuring proper safety standards are met (aircon, water availability, breaks, not expecting strenuous work in extreme heat) on the part of employers - not having the day off every time it hits 20.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Oh her earrings are fake, that happened to my friend Kelly

[maia arson crimew gay facts and tea @awawawhoami]

okay 💗
yay 💗

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

The first time I saw pictures of Versailles I said they HAD to bring out that guillotine there absolutely no other logical reaction. Their heads had to go, living in such splendour while your citizens rot.

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

And nobody’s life improved👍

[Ellie Goulding @elliegoulding]

@absolutegazelle This is not fake news , where IS he! we all need to know this information

[Cher @cher]

A friend Sent me this,Well I Think she’s a friend

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

that’s the cuntmobile

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

i only queef when quofen to

[Idle Hands @BigSlug_]

I be sending my shit with the slam effect

[Anna Delvey @theannadelvey]

Don’t ever ask me how I get tights under the ankle monitor again.

[em @emilybastow_]

can you imagine being on x factor back in the day and going to dublin with louis walsh instead of the other judges houses in malibu and barbados I’d actually kill myself

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

you will never believe who this is about

[Charli @charli_xcx]

sometimes it takes time xx

[Alex Deane @ajcdeane]

Net migration of Dalmatians to the U.K. plummets

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

#WhatsAppMeThatPussy

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

Here to serve