don vito corleone

the one and only mr C

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

@hi_im_envy of course i would

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

another motherfucker trying to kill me!

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

imagine being a SWAT guy and getting to pepper spray and taze hannibal lectar

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

the FBI was driving a stealth bomber to buffalo bills house and the only thing he cared about was his stupid costume

[Semamaque 9️⃣ @earthdistance]

Upon Learning Their Girl Fucked Drac

Mario Galaxy Fans: PLEASE give me another chance. I can be more like him? I’ll wear a cape. PLEASE return my calls. I’m sorry I’m not Dracula. Please, please just call me NOW

Mario Sunshine Heads: Lmaoo 😆 We done 😬😬😬Enjoy Transylvania

[Bog Boy @TheSilverSphere]

They want to take you. I won’t let them.

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

when she has gachi humour but you genuinely havent gotten any play since michael rosen

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

i like the bit in shrek 2 where the nick cave song plays and it cuts to reveal its captain hook singing

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

headless horseman

[creecher @supercreaturwow]

there should be a halloween santa claus i think. no that’s stupid. i’m sorry i’m stupid. i’m sorry

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

ytp buffalo bill: would you fUf me... id fUf me..

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

i like shrek...

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

TOUCHERS... OF THE FARTHEST REACHES, OF MY PENIS

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

i feel like a orthodox monk

[ozzy @mouldpoisoning]

slept 20 hours

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

i was ambivalent on nathan fielder until his fans began to speak to me in my mentions and now i think hes drivel for idiots

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

@elizabongwater @chilligula youre right, the actual majority of his comedy is him seeing or hearing somebody say something crazy and he reacts by going like "oh, ok.. so youre like... ok"

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

white people have become a total abstraction

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

is this physique achievable

[don vito corleone @C87Slicer]

@arvofart you dont have a clue