Cara Devins

a complete wreck over what happened

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@BestBuy HELLO. Need some help as you've just delivered us a fridge with a mouse trapped in the walls. NO THANKS.

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@BestBuy HELLO. Need help asap pls as you've delivered us a fridge with a mouse trapped in the walls. NO THANKS.

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@NickTuths i mean, i'm happy ian somerhalder is happy but ????

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

Why r celebrities laughing so much? I haven’t laughed as much in my whole life as they are in 1 pic but that’s fine

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

Whenever u tell a wine person 2 types of wine u drink they have to be like “that doesn’t make sense cuz one is a bavinchi & the other one’s from panini”

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@PatZMiller @danawulf @kfaisteele @SaraPalacios @RobinRobinsonia Oh my gosh thank you so much Pat!!!

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@davidjguzman @kfaisteele Oh my gosh WHAT! The best endorsement by the best David!!

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@JamesFolta Can confirm would love it!

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@shellyvjames SHELLY!!! thank you!!!

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@shellyvjames @kfaisteele Oh my gosh I love this tweet!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

A piece I wrote for The New Yorker - hello hello!!

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

I’ll be setting up a booth in Prospect Park on Saturday, from 1 to 4 p.m., where you can wish me a happy birthday from a safe six-foot distance and, in return, I will use a T-shirt cannon to shoot you a T-shirt commemorating my cancelled birthday. https://t.co/uTW6uMaIeA

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@usedwigs @kfaisteele Thank you Jeff!!!

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

ok i don't know who authorized this, but my first picture book illustrated by the amazing @kfaisteele is out TOMORROW !!!! u can buy it??? or not! this is a u thing honey!

https://t.co/8QYPwLfO5D

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

Stores: do u wanna use the credit card on file?

no I wanna dumpster dive in my backpack & find an old one I barfed on

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

Apple headset isn't even out yet but somehow i've already gotten water in the charging port and now mine's broken

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

NETFLIX WE THINK U SHOULD LEAVE!! HAHA! whatever. Thrilled/honored/nauseous to be in here looking like an idiot #WGAstrong

[Writers Guild of America East @WGAEast]

Pride on the Picket Line was a party today 🏳️‍🌈 Happy #PrideMonth and thank you to the amazing speakers including @jeremyoharris (featured below), and everyone who came out to dance- and demand a fair contract.

#WGAstrike #WGAstrong ��

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@usedwigs GO JEFF!!

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@adnrew Maybe it's just supposed to be an around the house thing??

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

A movie could literally be about a talking Panda named Toot Toot yet as soon as the husband walks in I’m like “he killed her”

[Cara Devins @C_Devs]

@adnrew Feel better soon!