My College Escapades

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

Its decided the next person I date needs to work @TheHomeDepotMx I want me a crafty woman

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

Lifes a bitch, So I was wondering if you could make me yours

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

The dream is to build a tesla kit car... I want a full size go-cart #Tesla #ElonMusk

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

I am a firm believer that aliens wont come back because last time, they where absolutely bodied by the dinosaurs #AsteroidDay

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

I look down in great saddness at my Girlfriend..."I can't even tell if your hungry or horny anymore"

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

All my homies know how to swerve...a deer #UpNorth

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

The beauty of humanity shines bright from within the car and firearms communities

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

@BacheloretteABC is this show based around the average dating length for a guy in the military

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

You could tell the exact way the country was going, when the black & blue or white & gold dress, ripped the entire country in half with its color description tactics. #Woke #ColorTheSpectrum

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

She looks at me, as i get undressed. She puts her hand on my should...babe, no the gripy socks stay on during sex. #relationshipgoals

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

You know when u try to be productive and clean and organize your room...and now u cant even find the remote #fml

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

My sister is making a religion, someone who doesn't care what you do. He's just accepts #religious

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

Guys shake the gas nozzle after filling their tank, women don't that is the difference #NotEqual

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

The internet has collectively agreed that the death of Harambe sent us down this universe. I would like to add the step before that...the death of Steve Irwin #woke

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

A Quarter back gets sent into a world as a mage...#IDontKnow

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is the present." Is a beautiful saying. #IWonderWhy

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

I know you are but what am I? "Looks around nervously" 👀... Horny?? #ClapBack

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

You listen to a sentence fully before you reply. Lets you learn the information to make a reasonable response

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

Sight is how we display emotion, Speach is how we convey feeling #WokeAF

[My College Escapades @C_Escapades]

Please add a setting to change the sounds card actions make in Slay the Spire...Change "Thunder Strike" sound of each strike to a EDM song the more strike the more song #SlaytheSpire