Levi Christman

Est. 3/19/1995

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

Dear women, you're all fucking crazy. Signed, every dude.

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

#perksofdatingme
1. I'm loyal.
2. I will treat you right.
3. I'm honest.
4. I will accept you for who you are and won't ask you to change.

[Noodles @DJEmiliano]

Just FYI I'm a light skinned black guy. In case any of you were wondering.

[Noodles @DJEmiliano]

I wanna do drugs with Joe Rogan.

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

Most people around here are FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

I'm Irie!

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

NATURE BOY!!!

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

People like to text cuz it gives them more time to think of what they wanna say. AKA easier at being full of shit

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

@loveemirriam I'm not lying..
But when I'm going to take you gotta answer your phone cuz you never answer when I call

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

@loveemirriam hahaha alright deal! When I get some more money I promise to get you some :p

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

@loveemirriam yeah right nigga... We were like best friends then you just forgot about me and shit lol

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

I love that sound you make when you shut the fuck up.

[Levi Christman @C_Fitted]

@loveemirriam forgot about a nigga... What happened?

[Noodles @DJEmiliano]

I'm a fucking prophet.

[Noodles @DJEmiliano]

If something makes you happy then do it. If you like crack then do crack. your happiness is my happiness

[Noodles @DJEmiliano]

@Cheyenne_SS There is no "good" ska.

[Noodles @DJEmiliano]

Its so stupid how every girl gets the same tattoo.