Christian Turner

IT Technical Service Engineer.
Endless obscure quotes

[NFL @NFL]

smiling through the pain

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

Let’s make H15tory. #RaiderNation

📺 ESPN

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

This made me remember to text back. I'm such a forgetful fool

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

"Let me wait a few minutes before texting back to not seem eager" Followed by me forgetting to ever reply

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

Everything Happens For A Reason. Believe Nothing You Hear & Half Of What You See. Im A Raider. I’m Back. Run That Sh*t. 🦅🏴‍☠️

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Every trade is contingent on a player passing a physical. But the Raiders didn't say Crosby failed his Ravens physical. The Raiders said the Ravens "backed out" of the trade. This feels bigger than a failed physical.

[Vincent Bonsignore @VinnyBonsignore]

So the @Raiders ended up trading Maxx Crosby to the @Ravens for Tyler Linderbaum and two first-round picks.

[Moe Moton @MoeMoton]

Raider fans who remember the Khalil Mack trade listening to new fans freak out over Maxx Crosby trade rumors.

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

Sometimes (often) my depression gets the better of me. But when I reach out to my friends, i always feel better. Yall are the best.

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

I take this back 100%. What he can control is revered by players. The errors lie in the hires, which is another conversation.

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

What gives me hope as a Raiders fan is one day Mark Davis won't be in charge of this team. And then we will be good again.

[Funhaus Archive @FunhausArchive]

Proper Oral Etiquette.

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

East of Chicago Bears.

[Governor Mike Braun @GovBraun]

Indiana is open for business, and our pro-growth environment continues to attract major opportunities like this partnership with the Chicago Bears. We’ve identified a promising site near Wolf Lake in Hammond and established a broad framework for negotiating a final deal. If approved, the proposed amendment to Senate Bill 27 puts forward the essential framework to complete this agreement, contingent upon site due diligence proceeding smoothly. The State of Indiana moves at the speed of business, and we’ve demonstrated that through our quick coordination between state agencies, local government, and the legislature to set the stage for a huge win for all Hoosiers. We have built a strong relationship with the Bears organization that will serve as the foundation for a public-private partnership, leading to the construction of a world-class stadium and a win for taxpayers.

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

I got the spinach and artichoke dip brewing right now

[theScore @theScore]

seeing the food spread at my super bowl party 🍽️

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

I swear, if I grab a blanket of any kind - I will end up with the tag RIGHT BY my face.

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

@TalkinJake I. Believe.

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

I could only root for Sean or Mike, if Sean and Mike don't go.

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

The only possible head coaching matchups for the Super Bowl.

Sean vs Sean
Mike vs Mike
Sean vs Mike
Mike vs Sean

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

Getting prepped for my 3rd campaign in DnD and man, I'm the most excited I've been for this one. Wish all the homies played!

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

Come home!

[Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL]

Khalil Mack pondering NFL future heading into free agency

https://t.co/04j4IPLrFB

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

At least I can make my apartment look not depressed....ish 🙃

[Christian Turner @C_Flaw]

I hope it isn't too little, too late 🫠