Cory

[Cory @C_jw_]

Yesterday, life woke up and decided to kick us all in the face.
Enjoy your sleep Grandad

[Cory @C_jw_]

@Holliebear80 That’s why they don’t make see through travel mugs🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Lazy @LazyJam]

Lost count the number of times I’ve said to someone ‘yeah sounds great, I’ll give it a go’ about a tv series then just never ended up giving it a go

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Every single guy i know who treated girls like this got cheated on

[Jessie @Jessiekins]

Most of you are scared to be single, I’m scared to waste my time again.

[Cory @C_jw_]

@Holliebear80 Never been so insulted!!🤣🤣🤣

[Cory @C_jw_]

Went on a date on Saturday and I get “you’re my type, I like younger chunkier men” TF!?

Interviewed someone for a job today and he goes “have you always been squishy?” TF!?!

Man people can fuck off🤣🤣 no second date and no job for you lot🤨

[Krista @Kristasunshine1]

How about a national quiet day where everyone simply shuts the fuck up for 24 hours.

[goma @soigomaa]

does anyone else get a phantom phone vibration when their phone isn't even in their pocket? It's a glitch in the matrix, I swear.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

People of America. So you know. Half time at a football match is for a pie. Not singing.

[Cory @C_jw_]

Chelsea for the league next year. Calling it now

[Cory @C_jw_]

Proper looking forward to this!!🤠

[Cory @C_jw_]

I’ve found a new gym partner. Summer 2026 loading🤣

[Cory @C_jw_]

“We’re two different people”

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“Why are we the same person”