Connor Loftus

Work hard for what you want, it's the AMERICAN way.

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Am I the only one that gets pissed a radio commercial comes on to tell you you're listening to 'commercial free' radio?

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Burnt my tongue on coffee before our thanksgiving meal. I'm not thankful for that!

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Chicago is going to be one wild city tonight

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@M_Gaumer @BreezeyBrad You've changed, bro.

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@jewelko @AMERICAN_STUD Are you talking about the one where someone stole his broccoli? Because I definitely should've thought of that first

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

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@ElyseKruger Two days! Just needs to drop about 40 degrees first!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Tonight's Presidential debate will only be a success if the FBI walks in to Stone Cold's intro music, and tells Hillary she's under arrest.

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The fact Trump & Hillary are havin’ a debate durin’ Monday Night Football just proves that neither of them really cares about America.

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@donahoe7 dude get a signed hat for me, cool?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Minimum wage, explained. Merica.

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Man, what a day.

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Lake update: we're anchored under a bridge because it's raining. #ItsOkayBecauseWeHaveColdBeer

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An hour into celebrating Jared and Jenna's engagement: we took off in Jared's boat without them #YoloSquad #PartyCove

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Don't worry about us, we're just over here bein' "fat, lazy Americans." Merica.

[Funniest Vines @FunniestVines]

The only one who can stop Usain Bolt https://t.co/rLahwbT3d9

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Dear St. Louis and edwardsville friends: you should come to the crown room this evening That's all

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@EmilJ90 My kind of gainz

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I haven't worked for @redbull for several months, but I still find myself organizing them when I buy one at the gas station. #Wings

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@EmilJ90 Whatever the reason, it's best you deleted it. Lol