Chris Osborn

Londoner born & bred, @ChelseaFC fan, proud dad & cat lover

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@ChelseaFC I feel like this is a bad joke on us all

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@OliviaBuzaglo But not really. I’d say just like him, based on this season alone. Confidence is everything

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@MartinSLewis Congratulations to you and your team Martin. I can’t think of a more deserving recipient

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@OliviaBuzaglo Hopefully a message to Clearlake er al tha this”project” is going backwards and that we need an injection of experience, not more youth

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@ChelseaFC Poor. Really poor.

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@OliviaBuzaglo I don’t even read the game analysis anymore. It just depresses me

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@ChelseaFC Just throw the towel in now boys. Forget it

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@GoldbergCFC Not only that, he’s our captain! Explain that?!?

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@VDOOZER thank you for bringing this beloved show back. I can’t believe it first aired 25 years ago! And the first 2 episodes hit all the right notes. It’s #Scrubs just as I remember it. @zachbraff you haven’t missed a beat. Laughed out loud throughout

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@anon_opin Blimey. Clearly I have not thought this through. I apologise profusely for my comment. Thanks for keeping me on the straight and narrow. Happy new year

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@anon_opin This is a really good idea!

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@GoldbergCFC That we’re a mid table team when we should be better

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@90sWWE Jeff hardy!!

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I just want to say a huge thank you to @Se_Railway employee James Campbell at Swanley station who found my lost wallet yesterday and kept it in the office for me to pick up this morning. Thank you James, you’re a reminder of what humanity should look like. I owe you a beer!

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@MartinSLewis @GMB Well said Martin

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@deathtospinach @melvillehouse A very happy birthday Becky and best of luck with the new book, which I will certainly add to my book shelf in due course.

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@GoldbergCFC At least no Rob for the next 3 games

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@ChelseaFC Get him out of my club

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@MartinSLewis When a bank has an offer for you to switch your current account to them and they pay you a cash reward for doing so e.g. the Barclays offer you’ve mentioned recently, does this also apply to joint accounts or only single accounts?

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@Vitality_UK disappointing month for me. When are the changes due to come into force?