C-Mba

Simba. bEastAfrican | Techie | DJ/curator/producer | Everyone brings joy; some by coming, others by going. Which one are U? | Vibes expressed are my own | #MUFC

[C-Mba @C_Mba__]

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[Jesse Tinsley @JesseTinsley]

Imagine telling someone in 1999…

The year is 2026.

The President is Donald Trump in his second non consecutive term.

The richest man in the world is PayPal cofounder Elon Musk… but not because of fintech or Paypal. Because of rockets, electric cars, AI, satellites, brain chips and something called “Boring Company”.

Apple is worth trillions but its main business isn’t computers… its selling glass rectangles everyone stares at for 9 hours a day.

People don’t watch TV. They watch teenagers explain geopolitics, finance, and relationship advice in ~60 second videos.

The biggest taxi company owns no taxis.
The biggest hotel company owns no hotels.
The most powerful media companies are social networks where everyone argues with strangers for free.

Kids are making millions filming themselves playing video games.

AI Robots write emails, code, legal memos, songs, essays, and breakup texts.

The internet is mostly bots arguing with humans who are trying to prove they aren’t bots.

You can summon a car, groceries, a doctor, a date, a private jet, or a dog walker from your phone.

People pay real money for invisible currencies, digital monkeys, AI girlfriends and pictures that disappear after 24 hours.

The richest companies in the world don’t sell oil, steel, or cars. They sell attention, compute, data, and addiction.

And somehow, after all of that everyone is still using Excel.

[CtrlAltRed @CtrlAltRed]

@AliceTalksFooty There’s the patient ones and then there’s the impatient ones that are firing warning shots in June. Save your judgement for when the transfer window closes and if we have done poor business.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

IN THIS ABSURD MARKET, WE WERE WILLING TO SELL KOBBIE MAINOO FOR £40m BECAUSE OF A MANAGER WHO HAD 11 WINS IN 12 MONTHS

[🇫🇷🍁 @cIairefontaine]

hatewatching brazil is kinda hard the entire spirit of the world cup is in this team

[liminal @Liminal1988]

I'll keep becoming more

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

this is probably the craziest sports picture ever

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

I know it's adorable, but blur my kids face next time

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

That deal probably lasted 30 minutes. Newcastle saw someone stupid enough to offer £80m and didn't even bother haggling. 😂

[C-Mba @C_Mba__]

Lowkey true if u deep it 🤔

[Tim CB @balmer_tim]

@jj_bull I'm guessing because his Street Fighter style flying kick didn't actually hit Adu with either foot (just the rest of his body) people can't actually compute it and assume there was something else.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Noni Madueke. Believable player. Stoppable on his day. One of the players I have ever seen. Strikes confidence into defenders.

[C-Mba @C_Mba__]

Yikes 😬

[Daniel Castle (Man Utd statto) @RonnLennon]

No room in a 26 man squad for

Palmer
Gibbs-White
Maguire
TAA
Hall
Shaw
Scott
Wharton

But have Quansah, Burn, Chalobah, Spence, Madueke, Eze, Henderson

[C-Mba @C_Mba__]

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[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

People saying why didn’t South Africa also get our own Uzbekistan in the group…

Every group has its own Uzbekistan. If you don’t spot the Uzbekistan…chances are you are the Uzbekistan

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[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Yin and Yang vs Ghana:

0 Goals/Assists
2/9 Dribbles
30 Possessions Lost
1 Shot on Goal
2/6 Accurate Crosses

SHAME RECOGNIZES SHAME 🔥🔥🔥

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Hang that game in the British Museum because Ghana have been absolutely robbed

[RG @registability]

10 years to the day and still rings true. El mejor.

[C-Mba @C_Mba__]

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[Bundi🇧🇷🇨🇴 @ACHOKISIU7]

Cristiano Dos Santos Aveiro Ronaldo

[C-Mba @C_Mba__]

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[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

We don't get eliminated from World Cups

[C-Mba @C_Mba__]

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[Liban @LibanLDN]

.@Cristiano

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

BLACK MAN NAMED FREEMAN SCORING ON JUNETEENTH?!

[Jordy @jordyinit]

#KeepRashford