Connor Mislivec

|Bruschetta Connoisseur | Sea turtle advocate |

[𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞 @EffMktHype]

"Collateralized Burrito Obligations"

[Count Luke Twombly von Jolly @ltwombly93]

The Mississippi > the Nile

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I was born to drink coffee on balconies.

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Bruschetta is the key to longevity

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I ain't seen the sun in weeks

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Can I please just sit in front of my fireplace all day and sip on hot cider #please

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It ain't Christmas unless there's King Hawaiian rolls!

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I haven't had chapped lips since '96 #Blistex #GlobalBlend

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These bananas had the audacity to turn brown and mushy after 2 days. But I'll have the last laugh, because I will turn them into banana bread 🍌🐵

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If I could live inside of a pizza crust bubble, I totally would.

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@diehl_nodiehl This made my day, thanks!! 😎

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I can't wait to have 8 mini pomeranians when I'm older.

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When I die, cremate me in a Traeger #HICKORY

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Listening to George Strait at my cubicle and I can't stop crying

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I am definitely having my wedding inside a Bass Pro Shop 🎣

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Craving the smell of a Lawn & Garden store right now #mulch #flowers #weedkiller

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My retirement planning professor is the calmest & happiest fella in the world. Man, I can't wait to retire at 45 and move to Hawaii.

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Only peeing outside from now on. Have to aid in snow removal by any means necessary.

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Invested all of my Christmas money in Aromatherapy. If you know, you know. Big things coming in 2019.