Conrad

Conrad out of context

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I fart as often as I eat spiders in my sleep.

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How much do you think this wizard will give me for this death weed?

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@ktthebb self portrait?

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@klaus301 if you'll gimme a tweet job (TJ).

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FLAMANGOS!

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Which fingers

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Trumpet players are very finicky. You have to woo them.

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Knuckle tattoo idea - FENG SHUI

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Sounds like a literal *makes explosion noise* blast.

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I wished for an apple pie and my neck got burped on.

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What's NOT ridiculous about lemurs?

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It's ok I'll just loot some corpses or sell some stuff at the gun store.